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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't go down there if I were you.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe that's where Jammy keeps all his "inventions". And why does that sign keep showing up?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bwaa Bwaa Bwwaaaahahahahaha!...HA!

An evil laugh resonates everywhere, but no where in particular.

A secret door opens beside Dagger and he is suddenly pulled inside and the door slams shut before he can say "Jack Robinson-on-the-Thames".

MIchelle thinks she hears the sound of giggling , creeps closer and is surprised to find it is indeed giggling. A trickle of whitish cream oozes from beneath the door.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As she gets up to the door, more laughter and giggling can be heard. She slowly opens the door and peers in to find.... The 3 Stooges!!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daggy, Jammy and Hamster.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl

No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest Very Happy

Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is #ni-1 Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laying on the floor in a gaseous stupor, Jammy motions to MIchelle

"Eh...c'mere, ss-ss-sshe he he...Mishhhh*hic*elle try Shome!"

He hands her a fresh bottle of Redi-whip, and Dags and Hamster start laughing hysterically again...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son Goku wrote:
#Rofl

No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest Very Happy

Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is #ni-1 Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix Twisted Evil

#ni-1


Son Goku, you can rest assured that the ladies are ladies. And we are not going to show you our boobies to prove it!! Razz


Redi-Whip? What is this thing called Redi-Whip?

Ooh, it looks just like Dairy Whip. Shocked

Does it come in chocolate?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MIchelle stands, holding the can of Reddi-Wip, wondering what to do.

The intoxicated trio laughs at her even harder.

"SHhocolate? Who caresh! yer not gernna TASHTE *hic* it!" slurrs Jammy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
Son Goku wrote:
#Rofl

No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest Very Happy

Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is #ni-1 Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix Twisted Evil

#ni-1


Son Goku, you can rest assured that the ladies are ladies. And we are not going to show you our boobies to prove it!! Razz


Redi-Whip? What is this thing called Redi-Whip?

Ooh, it looks just like Dairy Whip. Shocked

Does it come in chocolate?


Meh, on the Internet, one couldn't show their body too well, given it's words on a screen Very Happy Now, one could always create a mugshot thread (hmm, some sights have em, not entirely a bad idea), though I'm rather certain forum rules would necessitate it be a clean mugshot thread, well somewhere. However, if one wanted to be extra cunning to carry a deception about, they could always post someone elses pic #evil

Oh, and speaking of which, imagine if we were in a role playing forum, and people got to "get in character" #ni-1
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Baldy's Gallery.
Quite a few of us are in there, Son Goku.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son, we are playing character and writing a story about it, get with the program and it is a whole lot better if you act loony/looney.

Now write your own tale about what is going on in the scene.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
MIchelle stands, holding the can of Reddi-Wip, wondering what to do.

The intoxicated trio laughs at her even harder.

"SHhocolate? Who caresh! yer not gernna TASHTE *hic* it!" slurrs Jammy


I reckon another five minutes and these guys won't know whether they're Arthur or Martha. Half a dozen cans still untouched on the table. Wonder if it's safe to swipe them yet.

"Oooohhhhhh. *burp*." Sir Hamster closes his eyes and passes out.

One down.

"G,night." There goes Dags.

"There wasssh a young man from Kentucky...Who thought he could....And then the maid shaaid....Oooooh, roll roll roll your boat....the cow jumped over shthe moon."

*shakes head* Jammy's brain is even more scrambled than I thought.

*Swipe* Ha ha! Six cans of Redi-Whip for the girls.
Tata, boys.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....urp...pffft....i know that tankard's here somewhere...damn....
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
I reckon another five minutes and these guys won't know whether they're Arthur or Martha. Half a dozen cans still untouched on the table. Wonder if it's safe to swipe them yet.


I wonder if that applies for Tom Cruise, if anyone heard the lattest on what he said for after his baby is born #ni-1 I'm sure, the South Park creators might just have something in store for that #Rofl

Hmm, as to char, I'd have to think a min; an anime char might not work here... Goku's attacks, are well, too destructive... Wouldn't wanna go blasting a hole through the place with spirit bomb or somethin #angel
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprisingly, all three men dream about French maids cleaning the boy's room, but the maids have alpha, shells and randyotters' faces. The Michelle maid grabs the leftover Reddi-Wip and says (with a flip of her feather duster) "guess you won't be needing these, see ya later, ducks!" ...


and all three turn into yellow ducklings and waddle away, quacking about maintainence men, who suddenly appear as gorillas following the ducklings in a row. Jammy composes a very witty limerick/haiku that would have made him laugh if he wasn't so tired. He sees the gorillas walking away, their cowbells clanking in harmony, and wonders when the Tim Tams will bloom.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You found the gorillas? I've been looking everywhere for them!!!

Sir Jbyram2, have you been decorating in here? The Reddi-whip looks nice. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Dagger barges into the room, huffing and puffing. He mentions something about the ladies padded room, Michelle and Alpha, and group of hairy gorillas.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son Goku wrote:
wonder if that applies for Tom Cruise, if anyone heard the lattest on what he said for after his baby is born #ni-1 I'm sure, the South Park creators might just have something in store for that

What did he say?



Jammy's head is still spinning from the strange hallunication, and he makes a solemn vow to never overindulge in Redi-Whip again, while trying to work out how many extra cans he should order next time and where to hide them so that the girls can't find them.
He joins Dags in a celebratory toast of full strength Milo as they pat each on their backs for their cleverness.
Sir Hamster sits at his very important looking desk in the corner, busily scribbling an entry in his journal.
Son Goku is crazily waving his arms arounds and mumbling, "I could do this...oh no...big badaboom...hm."
Imcrazynow is clutching his volcanic gut and groaning. He feels like he has swallowed a porcupine and wishes the other occupants of the Boys Room would call an ambulance.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CRAAAASH!!!

Sir Brian enters through the window, not bothering to open it in true Judean Peoples Front style....

He removes is balaclava, stands up and Yells



Right Lads, here's the beer.

He opens his backpack to reveal four bottles of Theakston's old Peculiar, a brace of Old Speckled hen's and a rather dodgy looking Bishops finger.

THe guy's just look at him and shake thier heads

OK Lad's I'll clear up the broken glass.....

Sir Brian sulks off looking for the broom
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