KWSN Orbiting Fortress

[rotciv KOTHRT]

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through."
15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificatea worthless document."
13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candyand corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toasteroven."
5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
3 "No sir, we don't have quota anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friendof yours. So you know someone whocan post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."


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Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.