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Do you accept this weighty obligation?
Yes, anything to increase my post (whore!) count.
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Ni! Positively Ni!
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Uh, very small rocks?
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I am not unignoring this thread.
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Penguins & Alpacas.
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Is that an interrogatory statement?
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A vote IS the automatic gainsaying of another's position.
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No it's not.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To the editor of Elle magazine:

Dear Sir/Madam/It,

I write to express a deep concern at a matter that has been brought to my attention on an interweb-thingy-message-board-dofunny. There is a heated discussion relating to the origin and validity of the word "loon" and all it's related forms. From what I can gather, it would appear that the word loon only relates in some way to the currency of the country of Canadialand.

This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.

If this is the case... what becomes of my huge collection of loon-pants? Should I be calling them something else, or am I in fact, walking around in the processed currency of and ex-colonial nation? (and if so would this fact also negate my membership of Amnesty International and the Wringing-my-hands-apologists-for-Empire Society?)

Yours faithfully (and indeed #ni-1 ),

Concerned of Tunbridge Wells
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: The Obligatory Daily Post Thread Reply with quote

LanDroid wrote:
That is correct.
Every day.
Without fail.
Better than an apple.

It's painfully obvious that The Gorge of Eternal Peril Forum has become rather dead lately - what with all the threads that are being ignored, imaginary threads, unfailing to not ignore threads, and even completely empty threads, hardly anyone posts here at all anymore! By requiring every Knight to post DAILY in this thread, we shall regain Ye Olde Mojo the forum had in The Times of Yore. Do try to keep it silly.
#ni-1


And given that I have not posted AT ALL before my post above in this thread... I take on my duty to make suitable amends...

#ni-2
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is an utterly pointless post... merely designed to fulfil my obligation of a daily post...

This post reduces my deficit to 4.

Admirable, I'm sure you'll all agree...

#ni-2
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ogster wrote:
To the editor of Elle magazine:

...

This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.

...


Dear Sir Ogster,

I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:


What? you posted the link to the dictionary that PROVES there is no plural; if there were one it would be listed, just like "loonies" is listed for as the plural for "looney"

Americans don't call a Canada dollar a "loonie", they call it a "Canadian dollar", plural "Canadian dollars" We can own more than one, Canadians can't, be cause we have the words for it and they don't. Simple, eh?


And I'm sorry if my mind is not made up. I was just sleeping in it and hadn't put the grey matter back in place before I got dressed.



What a Looney! Rolling Eyes Razz Laughing Smile Very Happy Shocked Wink #ni-1

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Ogster wrote:
To the editor of Elle magazine:

...

This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.

...


Dear Sir Ogster,

I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???



question question question

ni! i!u


Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...

Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh wow... and that last post brought my deficit down to 3.... and with this one I'm down to 2!!!

Long live drivel and #ni-1
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok ya Loonies, lunys, loonys, Silly people

Here it is, The official Loony (sp) Web site

That should take care of it.........
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Totally Useless Looney laws.

Some examples from the Cheese Quadrant.

Wisconsin

In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silly American Kanigit wrote:
Ok ya Loonies, lunys, loonys, Silly people

Here it is, The official Loony (sp) Web site

That should take care of it.........


What a bunch of looneys!

#ni-1

Maybe we should get them boincing or folding for us.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ogster wrote:
Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Ogster wrote:
To the editor of Elle magazine:

...

This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.

...


Dear Sir Ogster,

I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???



question question question

ni! i!u


Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...

Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight...


A might too tight ... be sure you shave your legs, etc before you spray them on... Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silly American Kanigit wrote:
Ok ya Loonies, lunys, loonys, Silly people

Here it is, The official Loony (sp) Web site

That should take care of it.........


Nay! Not silly enough!

Interesting information on the Cheese Quadrant though.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
Ogster wrote:


Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...

Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight...


A might too tight ... be sure you shave your legs, etc before you spray them on... Shocked


Yes, be especially careful around the ... um ...

.. the ah ...

Nevermind. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked #Shocked #Crazy

>squeak< this stuff shrinks as it dries....
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I be verry verry careful.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razor cuts sting.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sting sues Gillette
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gillette calls police.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Police are busy on a case searching for The Stranglers, who to date have protested innocence on the basis that they were only The Pretenders...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The newspapers reported The Clash between The Police and The Stranglers. Unfortunately The Cult that was investigated did not believe The Cure involved attending The Church.
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