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No questions asked.
yes
0%
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who is Killerrabbit?
9%
 9%  [ 2 ]
no, only lady CCD
14%
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not an option
38%
 38%  [ 8 ]
let the Wabbit keep all past posts that made sense (0)
38%
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Fart in your gen direxion
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Hammy wrote:
Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Dear Hammy,

I am plagued by some numbskull who couldn't spell 'IT' if the letters I and T were the only ones in the alphabet. Despite my repeated efforts to educate this hapless schmuck, he just doesn't seem to get it. It's as if he had his head stuck in a hole in the ground or something.
Recently I have been considering hiring a special tutor to help with "numbskull's" education process. This would require considerable expense on my part, as I would have to pay the tutors travel expenses from upstate NY to the vicinity of Washington D.C., and I'd have to charter a special bus for the trip because there isn't anyone willing to get into an enclosed space with this guy. The Tutors living expense would be nil, because he would be staying with the numbskull, but it's still a costly proposition. Do you think I should shell out the $$$ for this?

Signed,

Tormented in the Cheese Quadrant


Dear SHOE and other Gentle Readers,

While I usually advocate decorum and subtlety in the interest of protecting the innocent, I believe that we sometimes should lay our cards on the table. The person you speak of is, of course, Sir Fart Rolling Eyes . He is as far from innocent as one could possible be.

He was referred to me some time back for psychiatric counseling. After 6 sessions with him, it was I who required counseling Confused . I still awaken at night squeaking my guts out, and he absolutely ruined my new therapy couch Mad .

I must say in good conscience that you'd be wasting your time hiring someone to attempt to tutor the likes of him. In addition to lacking any sort of moral compass, he's as dumb as a bag of rocks Razz . The only thing that could get through to him would be the repeated application of a taser gun, and for that I think you'd have to stand in line Twisted Evil .

Reflectively,

Hammy




Hey there, you furry little freak. Long time no see. Did you miss me ? Twisted Evil !

I think your "gentle readers" ought to know that the picture that accompanies your column is, shall we say, a little "dated". Here's a pic I took of you while under your care Shocked . Admittedly, this was right after our last session and I thought you were becoming a little bit un-glued Cool .

I can only assume that your dental plan ain't making it for you Razz . I've seen better teeth on a buck-toothed donkey! Let's get together real soon, I hear you've got a new couch Twisted Evil .


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my this is not a good sign.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yikes!! I think Dear Hammy needs six months in the Bahamas to recover. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we could use all 6 months in the Bahamas.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It certainly would be nice.
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She Turned Me Into A Newt
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A KWSN gathering in the Bahamas?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a kwsn cruise with a stop in the bahamas

Nothing better than a buch of loonies trapped on a ship...
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Lady DC
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:

The motion carries! Lady DC, please execute sentence at once! Very Happy


Sorry, this Goddess does not believe this is a reason for my type of punishment. Razz You are safe for now Sir Latch. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady DC wrote:
Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:

The motion carries! Lady DC, please execute sentence at once! Very Happy


Sorry, this Goddess does not believe this is a reason for my type of punishment. Razz You are safe for now Sir Latch. Twisted Evil


Dear Lady DC,

I'm sure Sir Latch will be very disappointed. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cohiba a bunch of LOONEYS trapped on a ship is a scary thought.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has happened. KR is a new member. Is this a good thing?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Dear Sir Fart,

To set the record straight. This is my picture BEFORE I began counseling you Very Happy .



This is my picture after 6 sessions with you Sad .



This is me 6 months later after numerous electroshock treatments, heavy doses of medication and intensive therapy Confused .



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady DC it is something having to deal with IRC and me and in no way reflects this poll, after I complete the task IRC set me out on I shall get my post count back up to what it used to be.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Ignorant Rabbit Club sent you on a mission?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That they did Sir Newt.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Hammy wrote:

Dear speedbaghead,

Well, since you asked SO nicely, you are still one of the loonni's/loonies/looneys/etc. here. Actually, I am beginning to see some signs that you may have a more serious condition. The fact that THEY think you are turning sane may indicate that you are becoming a paraniod. What you should do is to lock yourself in a secure room with several weeks supply of food and not come out until you are sure THEY are not after you any more. When you think it's safe, stick you head out, and if you can see your own shadow, that is a sign you should go back into your room for another 6 weeks, or until spring comes. My cousin Phil uses this prescription for self-treatment and it works quite well for him.

Good luck, you Luny.


Thank you, Dear Hammy. You sound like my wife. Only she leaves out the food supply part. Maybe she hopes for another result.

Can I have my secure room on the kwsn boat to the Bahama's? Wouldn't mind a cruise with some of the lonnies. Is lady BB coming?

Yours respectfully,

A l00ni!
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