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Sir BaldyHead
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I guess the title, the rank image and the post count of killer wabbit should be transferred to Sir Newt. . . . 
That gives da WabBit a challenge: start as a grunt and catch up with Sir Newt.... 
Ni! 
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Michelle
Moistened Bint
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ToeBee
KWSN Castellan
Joined: 30 Jun 2004
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Location: Manhattan, KS
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:18 am Post subject: Re: New member Killerrabbit? |
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| Sir BaldyHead wrote: |
That gives da WabBit a challenge: start as a grunt and catch up with Sir Newt.... |
You actually WANT him to make more non-content posts just to catch up to Sir Newt again? You need to have that head of yours checked! I think that continual punching is causing some brain damage |
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
Joined: 24 May 2002
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Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:44 am Post subject: Re: New member Killerrabbit? |
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You actually WANT him to make more non-content posts just to catch up to Sir Newt again? |
For once, and possibly for the last time, I agree with MacG   . Da bunnies vacuous drivel would only escalate as he tried to catch up. If anything, you should artificially escalate his post count so that he soundly trounces Newtie at all times and maybe he'll take a minute to actually think of something interesting to add before he starts to type. It'll never happen, but we can always dream  . |
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Cohiba
Prince
Joined: 13 Jul 2004
Posts: 1721
Location: A tabbaco plantation
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Can we lock his post count at the highest possible number? like 9999999 posts
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She Turned Me Into A Newt
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Location: On an Alpaca farm
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Uhhh... I'll stay out of this one...
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
Posts: 5117
Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:57 am Post subject: Re: New member Killerrabbit? |
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| Sir BaldyHead wrote: | I guess the title, the rank image and the post count of killer wabbit should be transferred to Sir Newt. . . .
That gives da WabBit a challenge: start as a grunt and catch up with Sir Newt....
Ni! |
It would be a good threat except that KR would probably have his post count back up in a month. Sir Newt, on the other hand, should be penalized at least 100 posts for every time he misspells Looneys!
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
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Sir Newt should be censored by pounding his head further up his a$$ with a large mallet .
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002
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Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:41 am Post subject: |
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An interesting poll, I still deserve my title and special daggers.
Ni
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Lady DC
Princess DC
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
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I am glad I have someone on my side Lady DC.
Ni
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Sir Latch
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I think he's still Captain Obvious and should get to keep the title... 
The bent sword thingies are not near as bent as his mind so let him keep those...
On a side note shouldn't you be penalized on this forum for posts that make sense? 
PS: I think Sir Rodent should be penalized 150 posts for each time he misspells Loonies!
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Michelle
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Killerrabbit
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I agree with Sir Latch said in his post, you should be punish for posts that make sense.
Ni
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Sir BaldyHead
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Dear Hammy,
Can I have my head examined by you? 
They think I'm turning sane. 
Please tell me that is not the case. Please tell me I'm still one one of the loonni!s here. 
Ni!
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Dear Hammy
Knight
Joined: 27 May 2003
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Location: On a little wheel near you.....
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| Sir BaldyHead wrote: | Dear Hammy,
Can I have my head examined by you?
They think I'm turning sane.
Please tell me that is not the case. Please tell me I'm still one one of the loonni!s here.
Ni! |
Dear speedbaghead,
Well, since you asked SO nicely, you are still one of the loonni's/loonies/looneys/etc. here. Actually, I am beginning to see some signs that you may have a more serious condition. The fact that THEY think you are turning sane may indicate that you are becoming a paraniod. What you should do is to lock yourself in a secure room with several weeks supply of food and not come out until you are sure THEY are not after you any more. When you think it's safe, stick you head out, and if you can see your own shadow, that is a sign you should go back into your room for another 6 weeks, or until spring comes. My cousin Phil uses this prescription for self-treatment and it works quite well for him.
Good luck, you Luny.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
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Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Latch wrote: | ...
PS: I think Sir Rodent should be penalized 150 posts for each time he misspells Loonies! |
I move that Sir Latch be penalized 200 posts for every time he thinks he has spelled Looneys correctly, retroactive to the beginning of the new millennium, with time off for good behavior if he agrees to mend his ways.
All in favor?
All opposed?
The motion carries! Lady DC, please execute sentence at once!
Hurray! Finally another soul who has seen the light!!!
| Killerrabbit wrote: | I agree with Sir Latch said in his post, you should be punish for posts that make sense.
Ni |
Unfortunetly, Sir Latch seems to be in no danger of making sense. Do you think it's OK if we punish him anyway? 
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She Turned Me Into A Newt
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:08 am Post subject: |
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My Dear Sir HamPster of Elderberry...
It appears that your namesake (Dear Hammy) knows how to spell loonies correctly.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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Dear Hammy,
I am plagued by some numbskull who couldn't spell 'IT' if the letters I and T were the only ones in the alphabet. Despite my repeated efforts to educate this hapless schmuck, he just doesn't seem to get it. It's as if he had his head stuck in a hole in the ground or something.
Recently I have been considering hiring a special tutor to help with "numbskull's" education process. This would require considerable expense on my part, as I would have to pay the tutors travel expenses from upstate NY to the vicinity of Washington D.C., and I'd have to charter a special bus for the trip because there isn't anyone willing to get into an enclosed space with this guy. The Tutors living expense would be nil, because he would be staying with the numbskull, but it's still a costly proposition. Do you think I should shell out the $$$ for this?
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Dear Hammy
Knight
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Dear Hammy,
I am plagued by some numbskull who couldn't spell 'IT' if the letters I and T were the only ones in the alphabet. Despite my repeated efforts to educate this hapless schmuck, he just doesn't seem to get it. It's as if he had his head stuck in a hole in the ground or something.
Recently I have been considering hiring a special tutor to help with "numbskull's" education process. This would require considerable expense on my part, as I would have to pay the tutors travel expenses from upstate NY to the vicinity of Washington D.C., and I'd have to charter a special bus for the trip because there isn't anyone willing to get into an enclosed space with this guy. The Tutors living expense would be nil, because he would be staying with the numbskull, but it's still a costly proposition. Do you think I should shell out the $$$ for this?
Signed,
Tormented in the Cheese Quadrant |
Dear SHOE and other Gentle Readers,
While I usually advocate decorum and subtlety in the interest of protecting the innocent, I believe that we sometimes should lay our cards on the table. The person you speak of is, of course, Sir Fart . He is as far from innocent as one could possible be.
He was referred to me some time back for psychiatric counseling. After 6 sessions with him, it was I who required counseling . I still awaken at night squeaking my guts out, and he absolutely ruined my new therapy couch  .
I must say in good conscience that you'd be wasting your time hiring someone to attempt to tutor the likes of him. In addition to lacking any sort of moral compass, he's as dumb as a bag of rocks . The only thing that could get through to him would be the repeated application of a taser gun, and for that I think you'd have to stand in line  .
Reflectively,
Hammy
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