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Sir Latch Dutchubus


Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2394 Location: Closer than you want (Arbutus, MD)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:14 pm Post subject: Puppies and Kittens |
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 _________________ Sir Latch of the Highlands
Bewarer of the Loonies
I visited the castle in the swamp and all I got was this alpaca scarf... *BURP*
The general rule about people on IRC seems to be: Attractive, Single, Mentally Stable... choose two.
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Terry West Prince


Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 572 Location: As long as I'm here, what does it matter?
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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So, what is taking place when it's raining cats and dogs?  |
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The King of Swamp Castle Prince


Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 802 Location: the dutch swamps
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:04 am Post subject: |
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What? No Pigs?
I shall refrain from voting to protest against the repression of pigs.
And penguins.
And alpacas.
And zebras.
You shouldn't pick on the kitties too much. They might decide to get even.
 _________________ Save the rainforest! Eat more woodpeckers! |
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Sir Latch Dutchubus


Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2394 Location: Closer than you want (Arbutus, MD)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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I think the first one would make a good Christmas card  _________________ Sir Latch of the Highlands
Bewarer of the Loonies
I visited the castle in the swamp and all I got was this alpaca scarf... *BURP*
The general rule about people on IRC seems to be: Attractive, Single, Mentally Stable... choose two.
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jonnyv Happy Fun Admin


Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 2098 Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm...puppies or kittens... How about both? _________________ KWSN Forum Admin
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Terry West Prince


Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 572 Location: As long as I'm here, what does it matter?
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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The King of Swamp Castle wrote: | What? No Pigs?
I shall refrain from voting to protest against the repression of pigs.
And penguins.
And alpacas.
And zebras.
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Don't forget the sheep!  |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Terry West Prince


Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 572 Location: As long as I'm here, what does it matter?
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:24 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | I think Dr Phil might come in handy right about now.  |
Is he into sheep lovin, too?  |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Gunslinger Duke


Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 353 Location: Behind you
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:34 am Post subject: |
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jonnyv wrote: | Hmm...puppies or kittens... How about both? |
Could get messy...
Sounds like fun!
NI!  _________________
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Cohiba Prince


Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 1721 Location: A tabbaco plantation
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:39 am Post subject: |
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With as many stray cats clog animal shelters around the world I think some guys need to get a little more busy. _________________ Smoke-em if you got-em I do.. |
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:28 am Post subject: |
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I can only kill several cats a day.
Somehow I think a can of old tunafish and a big stick would be more effective and less tiring.
Pss Pss Pss.....*WHACK* ...into the hopper.
Pss Pss Pss.....*WHACK* ...into the hopper.
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Cats can't say "WAAAAH!" either. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
Go Diskless..Pure computing elegance, no frills
The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy


Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | I can only kill several cats a day.
Somehow I think a can of old tunafish and a big stick would be more effective and less tiring.
Pss Pss Pss.....*WHACK* ...into the hopper.
Pss Pss Pss.....*WHACK* ...into the hopper.
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Cats can't say "WAAAAH!" either. |
I prefer clubbing the life out of:
Baby seals CAN say WAAAAAH however .
When you commence to clubbing their little brains out, the little bastards will recite the entire U.S. Constitution if you'll promise to stop .
Never works with me, I just keep on clubbing 'em . Damn baby seals, they think they're SO cute .
Sincerely (disturbed),
Sir Fart
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Old woman(mann, sorry) Baron


Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 221 Location: Nottingham, England
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Do you know how to make a kitten bark?
Cover it in petrol, strike a match
and it goes WOOF. _________________ [img]http://boincstats.boincstats.com/search/all_projects.php?cpid=8fbcb4ce48ba412ccbb4337d9d2bf18a.gif[/img] |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Old woman(mann, sorry) wrote: | Do you know how to make a kitten bark?
Cover it in petrol, strike a match
and it goes WOOF. |
Lol! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
Taunter in Training
Campaign Manager for Sir Shrubbery
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Crabbleboys Baron


Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 201
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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I have referred this thread to the Animal Rights and Equalities Commission UK. Employees 3 annual running costs £17 trillion pounds sterling, probably the most efficient and cost effective UK quango.
You may expect the sound of 20,000 officers plod UK ,for the use off, around 3AM crashing through your door and demanding tea and biscuits. Better still if you live outside the UK with an overtime bill of a meagre £400,000,000 last year the lads and lasses need that extra cash for the essentials in life such as monogrammed toilet paper, a butler and a shrubbery in the kitchen of the Knightsbridge mews. _________________ Resistance Is Futile... Spanking is fun;) |
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Old woman(mann, sorry) Baron


Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 221 Location: Nottingham, England
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Are you suggesting that we spank the cats? _________________ [img]http://boincstats.boincstats.com/search/all_projects.php?cpid=8fbcb4ce48ba412ccbb4337d9d2bf18a.gif[/img] |
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Sir Papa Smurph Cries like a little girl


Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Posts: 4430 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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I suggest we Spank the Monkey
 _________________ a.k.a. Licentious of Borg.........Resistance Really is Futile.......
and a Really Hoopy Frood who always knows where his Towel is...
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Old woman(mann, sorry) Baron


Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 221 Location: Nottingham, England
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Should we all pull together  _________________ [img]http://boincstats.boincstats.com/search/all_projects.php?cpid=8fbcb4ce48ba412ccbb4337d9d2bf18a.gif[/img] |
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