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There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a knight who said Ni!
Who thought he had got rid of me.
but he was mistaken
I was on vacation
I'm back (out of whack) #ni-2
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He never was gone, you shall see
he's Looney as Looney can be
Never left, can't be back,
but he's still out-of-whack,
thinks he's not a Knight Who Says Ni! Razz

ni! i!u
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#ni-1 #ni-2 #ni-2 #ni-1
#ni-1 #ni-2 #ni-2 #ni-1
#ni-1 #ni-2 #ni-1
#ni-1 #ni-2 #ni-1
#ni-1 #ni-2 #ni-2 #ni-1
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It appears that Sir HamPster was stumped
By my Ni!-Ni!s all clustered and clumped.
I'll wreak no more havoks
with smilies and graphics...
TODAY, so this thread is now bumped.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jbyram, who rhymes when he speaks,
I've missed, as I've been gone for weeks.
I'll add to this thread
And join, to my dread,
The ranks of poetical geeks.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome we say, also we thank
The Historian whose name's Frank
Use your head and your wit
Go ahead and commit
A verse that is also a prank! Wink

ni! i!u


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jbyram, I'm really delighted,
your wit by our team is excited.
Consider, you'll find,
(TeamFM won't mind) Wink
you'd very much rather be Knighted!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems that poor Frank rests in peace
The Historian's history has ceased.
His tombstone remains
steadfast through the rains.
A target for pigeons and geese.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despite Sir Vesuvius art,
And limericks, and jokes at Sir Fart,
my two-hundred kay
insists that I stay
with FM; I'm a points whore at heart.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I notice I now am a Prince
My Gorgical posting offince
though no one is playing
with limerick gaming
my punnical posts make you wince.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I apologize for my absence here. Life has been busy ... Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seems like i started to post limericks somewhere...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did I hear someone say that KWSNi just passed Team FutureMark??? Wink

There once was a man who said "HARK!,
Beware of our Team FutureMark".
The race was well run,
but now it's been won
and FM has been left in the dark!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[THREAD MOVED]

There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
whos posts were pure vanity
but he contrived
to have it Archived
and preserved it for posterity!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a kow that said Moo-hooh
All he did was eat and shit Poo-hoo
He went to the Knights
Shitted all over their thights.
Because this kow had nutting to Doo-hoo!


Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!
Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't realise this thread was so competitive. Laughing


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she fell down in a faint
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Copied here from the Empty Thread. Smile

jbyram2 wrote:
Was there once a knight who said Ni!,
who was loony, but crude as could be?
Did his pictures of gas
shooting out of his @$$
offend someone else besides me?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't take much time to rhyme;
I chime in with rhymes all the time!
Just let the words flow
with the rhythm and go
have a rhyme chiming time just like mine!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're loonie as loonie can be
this rhyming is too much for me
I think I can post
much faster than most
of those fellows called Knights who say Ni
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