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There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a knight who said, "Ni."
He really needed to pee.
On the was to the throne, he injured his bone.
God, what aweful misery.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LadyKong wrote:
There once was a knight who said, "Ni."
He really needed to pee.
On the was to the throne, he injured his bone.
God, what aweful misery.


Poor Major!

We all feel so bad for M. Kong
We'll help his recovery along.
We'll keep his pipe clear
by drinking his beer
for him, lesh all shing a shong.
#Beer#Beer#Beer
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Fart in your gen direxion
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed laddies and lassies, lesh all shing a shong.



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
Indeed laddies and lassies, lesh all shing a shong.



#ni-2


"Lesh all Shing a Shong" Sir Fart said
"but I'll drink some prune juice instead"
If you don't get the joke
Here's a pict of a bloke
with an arrow of light through his head.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right - all is fair game then Twisted Evil

Ahem

There once was a Jung Knight who went k’ni’ling
Who Row’ed force’ably on a hor’sey whilst crying
‘Cuz the sigh’n(*) on her door
said ,”Don’t s(*)it on the floor”
so he rose up and “s(*)at” on her ceiling

Anon (But mostly Kat)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now Gizzly posts are hard raedin'
"Putcher back'nit Joe, shove a spaden"
Jus dig waydun deep
asekretey keep
to imself! or am I jus' waden?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LadyKong wrote:
There once was a knight who said, "Ni."
He really needed to pee.
On the was to the throne, he injured his bone.
God, what aweful misery.


There's a good reply to that. See the first limerick here. Caution, mildly explicit text.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
Now Gizzly posts are hard raedin'
"Putcher back'nit Joe, shove a spaden"
Jus dig waydun deep
asekretey keep
to imself! or am I jus' waden?


Very Happy Very Happy Heh Hey , thats the Idea mon brave !
Now get yer arse into gear with the extra GiggaHertz you have for the Knights !! Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now Grizee 's farm Creep 'n Crawley
yer cont unnerstan'im atally
'is spelling kercheck'r
'sallus rejeck'r
"rgds griz" is 'is own cardin' cawly.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Jbyram's a 4 sworded duke
who stayed far too long and he took
delight in the games
and the calling of names;
his horrible puns made 'em puke.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So jbyram2 is gone,
his stay wasn't very long,
Folded for us in part,
didn't even get close to Sir Fart,
and now we can sing our song.

#ni-1 #ni-1 #ni-1
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gone?!? Well, no one told me!!
I'm still hanging round as you see
The pity got old
so I no longer fold
For the lackluster knights who say #ni-1
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jbyram around he is hanging
Making much of this booming and banging
His folding is fickle
And his limericks tickle
But Futuremark is soon to be dangling!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've one thing to say to you, HamPster
My sides have developed a cramp, Sir.
Your jokes are so witty
my sides are a splitty
and the front of me pants is quite damp, Sir!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thank you for your admiration Smile
Your prose deserves monumentation! Cool
But leaks in your trousers
I learn from my browsers? Shocked
That’s just too damn much information! Rolling Eyes Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps then I wasn't quite clear,
the dampness was not what you fear.
My laughingous motion
caused quite a commotion;
I 'd hiccupped and spilt half my beer.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl

I’m sorry this sudden abruption
halted your bev'rage consumption,
But as we descend
Into the weekend
We soon shall see it's resumption! Very Happy #Beer Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spilt beer is an interesting notion
claimed caused by excess commotion
but I think we all know
that he just had to go

but the truth, it may just stay unspoken.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and tho I comth back for a vithit,
a weeekend in bed with the thnizzit.
I'll try not to thneeth if you all could juth pleath
keep your dithance, thath not hard now ith it?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
and tho I comth back for a vithit,
a weeekend in bed with the thnizzit.
I'll try not to thneeth if you all could juth pleath
keep your dithance, thath not hard now ith it?


Your pardon, 'twas just being polite
With your health we're concerned this good night
If I may be bold
It seems you've caught cold
And so I'll just say, 'Gesundeit!' Very Happy

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