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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Sir Hampster sez he's on a roll
with cheese? I hope it is so!
Some parsley and spice
Go quite well with mice
and Rat Elderberry Creole.
You can tell it's lunchtime, 'cos I'm writing about food.. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:00 am Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | And I'm not a Knight by the way,
I just wandered in here one day
to taunt and to tease
and to do as I please
Team FUTUREMARK is where I'll stay!!
FM_Pities_KWSN not withstanding. |
He said, in post number 233! You sir, are a LOONEY, whether you care to admit it or not!
ni! i!u |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Now where was I ... oh yes!
Sir Fart oft let loose a Tucket (a trumpet fanfare)
‘twas heard all the way to Nantucket
but then his thinker
disagreed with the stinker
Said his Brain: I’d rather just live in a bucket!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:33 am Post subject: |
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I’m engaged in a battle of wits
With jbyram, who keeps throwing fits
He thinks to teach me a lesson
and he's armed with a deadly blunt weapon
So just watch me tear him to bits!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:42 am Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | Sir Hampster sez he's on a roll
with cheese? I hope it is so!
Some parsley and spice
Go quite well with mice
and Rat Elderberry Creole.
You can tell it's lunchtime, 'cos I'm writing about food.. |
Dinner is served:
Sir jbyram is hungry, I have a hunch
He talks about food, and talks about lunch
This Team FUTUREMARK is just empty calories
Compared to the Knights’ Looney-tune galleries
He’s been hangin’ out with the wrong bunch!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Back from lunch I am now satiated
but your posting proceeds unabated.
your poems are amusing
but mostly confusing.
I dread the foul beast I've created! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:57 am Post subject: |
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But now then, Sir Elder-bear-eee
I've a hint for your limerick spree:
Your limericks should scan
so please if you can,
go three three, then two two, then three!
(in other words, watch the rhythym) _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | Back from lunch I am now satiated
but your posting proceeds unabated.
your poems are amusing
but mostly confusing.
I dread the foul beast I've created! |
I’m so glad you enjoyed your feast
And yes, you’ve let loose a beast
We’ve got penguin and sheep
Even alpaca we keep
The barnyard has mearly increased!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | I’m engaged in a battle of wits
With jbyram, who keeps throwing fits
He thinks to teach me a lesson
and he's armed with a deadly blunt weapon
So just watch me tear him to bits!
ni! i!u |
A blunt weapon works just the same,
Cracking skulls, cracking jokes; all the same.
But still it is deadly
so just use your head-ly
and try to keep up with this game.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | But now then, Sir Elder-bear-eee
I've a hint for your limerick spree:
Your limericks should scan
so please if you can,
go three three, then two two, then three!
(in other words, watch the rhythym) |
It’s better when the day has ceased
to go where the rules matter least
The Limerick’s a sport
So don’t fun abort
It’s time to go rhyming off-piste*!
ni! i!u
* from downhill skiing: "off the marked trail" |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Rhyming off-piste? Well, OK...
That isn't the usual way.
But I'll let you slide
so long as you tried
To make the limerick fit into the form in some kind of way. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Of all things that I meant
The rules exist to be bent
But surely you’ve heard
of not repeating a word?
At least that is the intent?
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A new thought now to pursue
Down a new turn I’ll take you
At The Old Pond we stop,
A frog jumps in, Plop!
Is it Limerick, or a Haiku?!?
ni! i!u _________________ -- Have you seen my goat? |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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I've answers to all of your riddles
Just count up the sylla-ba-bibbles!
a haiku has few
three, five and two
or something; I can't remem-a-mibble. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Another day comes;
Yawning, I search the forum.
I am all alone. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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KWSN_hgs Prince
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 910 Location: location, location.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:49 am Post subject: |
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this licorsh-merick stuff hurtz my brains.
no wait, that's a thumbtack in the chair.... _________________ now, where was I??? |
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Dagger Prince
Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:52 am Post subject: |
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There once was a folder from Futuremark
who decided to go for a stroll in the park
Along came the Knights of Ni!
and scared the folder up a tree
To leave him there in the dark. _________________ When in doubt, kick it until it works. |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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KWSN_hgs wrote: | this licorsh-merick stuff hurtz my brains.
no wait, that's a thumbtack in the chair.... |
Poor H.G.S. sat on a tack
and put his poor brain out of whack.
It's not all that hard
You could be called "Bard"
if you open your mind just a crack.
So how'd I get up in this tree?
I wasn't scared up here you see.
I'm waiting for Daggar
to sway and to swagger
close by so that I can PP. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Mildew KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2617 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: |
Poor H.G.S. sat on a tack
and put his poor brain out of whack.
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Jbyram2 dressed up very smart
Went to the pub to pick up a tart
I have no doubt
They'll soon throw him out
Cause he can't tell the sexes apart... _________________
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? |
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KWSN_hgs Prince
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 910 Location: location, location.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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there once was a folder from skidmark
who finally grew tired of the dark
and lacking decorum
began posting in our forum
insulting our man Sir Fart.
(hgs = hell's granny smith) _________________ now, where was I??? |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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So what's this, a Hell-Smithing Granny?
Who posts about tacks in her fanny?
There's no avatar
or nothin' o'er thar,
that tells me she's she, is there any? _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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