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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hampster sez he's on a roll
with cheese? I hope it is so!
Some parsley and spice
Go quite well with mice
and Rat Elderberry Creole.

You can tell it's lunchtime, 'cos I'm writing about food..
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
And I'm not a Knight by the way,
I just wandered in here one day
to taunt and to tease
and to do as I please
Team FUTUREMARK is where I'll stay!!

FM_Pities_KWSN not withstanding.



He said, in post number 233! You sir, are a LOONEY, whether you care to admit it or not! Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now where was I ... oh yes! Very Happy

Sir Fart oft let loose a Tucket (a trumpet fanfare)
Ďtwas heard all the way to Nantucket
but then his thinker
disagreed with the stinker
Said his Brain: Iíd rather just live in a bucket!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iím engaged in a battle of wits
With jbyram, who keeps throwing fits
He thinks to teach me a lesson
and he's armed with a deadly blunt weapon
So just watch me tear him to bits!

Razz Razz Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
Sir Hampster sez he's on a roll
with cheese? I hope it is so!
Some parsley and spice
Go quite well with mice
and Rat Elderberry Creole.

You can tell it's lunchtime, 'cos I'm writing about food..


Dinner is served: Twisted Evil

Sir jbyram is hungry, I have a hunch
He talks about food, and talks about lunch
This Team FUTUREMARK is just empty calories
Compared to the Knightsí Looney-tune galleries
Heís been hanginí out with the wrong bunch!


Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back from lunch I am now satiated
but your posting proceeds unabated.
your poems are amusing
but mostly confusing.
I dread the foul beast I've created!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But now then, Sir Elder-bear-eee
I've a hint for your limerick spree:
Your limericks should scan
so please if you can,
go three three, then two two, then three!

(in other words, watch the rhythym)
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
Back from lunch I am now satiated
but your posting proceeds unabated.
your poems are amusing
but mostly confusing.
I dread the foul beast I've created!


Iím so glad you enjoyed your feast
And yes, youíve let loose a beast
Weíve got penguin and sheep
Even alpaca we keep
The barnyard has mearly increased!

ni! i!u Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Iím engaged in a battle of wits
With jbyram, who keeps throwing fits
He thinks to teach me a lesson
and he's armed with a deadly blunt weapon
So just watch me tear him to bits!

Razz Razz Razz

ni! i!u


A blunt weapon works just the same,
Cracking skulls, cracking jokes; all the same.
But still it is deadly
so just use your head-ly
and try to keep up with this game.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
But now then, Sir Elder-bear-eee
I've a hint for your limerick spree:
Your limericks should scan
so please if you can,
go three three, then two two, then three!

(in other words, watch the rhythym)


Itís better when the day has ceased
to go where the rules matter least
The Limerickís a sport
So donít fun abort
Itís time to go rhyming off-piste*!

Very Happy ni! i!u Very Happy

* from downhill skiing: "off the marked trail"
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhyming off-piste? Well, OK...
That isn't the usual way.
But I'll let you slide
so long as you tried
To make the limerick fit into the form in some kind of way.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of all things that I meant
The rules exist to be bent
But surely youíve heard
of not repeating a word?
At least that is the intent? Razz

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A new thought now to pursue
Down a new turn Iíll take you
At The Old Pond we stop,
A frog jumps in, Plop!
Is it Limerick, or a Haiku?!?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've answers to all of your riddles
Just count up the sylla-ba-bibbles!
a haiku has few
three, five and two
or something; I can't remem-a-mibble.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another day comes;
Yawning, I search the forum.
I am all alone.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this licorsh-merick stuff hurtz my brains.



no wait, that's a thumbtack in the chair....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a folder from Futuremark
who decided to go for a stroll in the park
Along came the Knights of Ni! #ni-2
and scared the folder up a tree
To leave him there in the dark.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KWSN_hgs wrote:
this licorsh-merick stuff hurtz my brains.



no wait, that's a thumbtack in the chair....


Poor H.G.S. sat on a tack
and put his poor brain out of whack.
It's not all that hard
You could be called "Bard"
if you open your mind just a crack. Wink


So how'd I get up in this tree?
I wasn't scared up here you see.
I'm waiting for Daggar
to sway and to swagger
close by so that I can PP.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:

Poor H.G.S. sat on a tack
and put his poor brain out of whack.


Jbyram2 dressed up very smart
Went to the pub to pick up a tart
I have no doubt
They'll soon throw him out
Cause he can't tell the sexes apart... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there once was a folder from skidmark
who finally grew tired of the dark
and lacking decorum
began posting in our forum
insulting our man Sir Fart.


(hgs = hell's granny smith)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what's this, a Hell-Smithing Granny?
Who posts about tacks in her fanny?
There's no avatar
or nothin' o'er thar,
that tells me she's she, is there any?
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