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jbyram2
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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:24 pm Post subject: There once was a Knight who said "Ni!" |
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Complete this limerick, then make new ones.
Somebody add two more lines, then somebody else add the punchline.
There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
As silly as silly could be....
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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The Knight knew a girl,
She was from Nantucket  |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Who wore nothing but jerry curl
and was fond of kicking a bucket |
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Cohiba wrote: | Who wore nothing but jerry curl
and was fond of kicking a bucket |
Thanks for trying Ni-compoops, but that's not it.
Limericks, (5 line poems ) like:
There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
Who was silly as silly could be..
| sir fart should have wrote: |
His photoshop choppings
and spam without stoppings |
| cohiba should then have finished it and wrote: |
Made Hampster forget how to "P"
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Too advanced a game for this forum I guess, but I tried.
Accents go on the blue syllables, be BA da be BA da be BA
first second and fifth line 3 beats each and all rhyme
lines 3 and 4 two beats and rhyme together.
Let's try again:
Sir Fart in Your General Direction,
Once tried to improve his complexion
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Fart in your gen direxion
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Sir Fart in Your General Direction,
Once tried to improve his complexion
But upon further reflection,
Called a girl from Nantucket
We KNOW how it's played, but we never follow directions. You should know that by now . The more you try to direct us, the further afield we'll go. We have the focus of a gnat with an attention deficit disorder  .
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Lady DC
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Directions????
Yes, I know about directions. I just need to remember which way is North.
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Can I play - can I play ?
Ahem :
There Once Was A Knight From Kentuck'it
Who Kept His Head Ina Bucket
His Mind In A Twirl
Forgeting His Girl
Said OH Dear Lets
(Play) Major ******
Regds Grizz
PS ****** = Surfeit   
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | Sir Fart in Your General Direction,
Once tried to improve his complexion
But upon further reflection,
Called a girl from Nantucket
We KNOW how it's played, but we never follow directions. You should know that by now . The more you try to direct us, the further afield we'll go. We have the focus of a gnat with an attention deficit disorder .
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Yeah, too many rules for this crowd I agree. I would have been more likely to get Haiku by accident then to get a good round of limericks going.
But your feeble attempt was well meant.
Sir Fart in Your General Direction,
Once tried to improve his complexion
With babes from Nantucket
and lard in a bucket
and Lady DC's whip collection.
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KWSN_hgs
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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here we go,
Your feeble attempt was well meant
and you can't tell dirextions from lint
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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'cos Kights who say Ni
shall eternally
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| Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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'cos Kights who say Ni
shall eternally
shrub for all
and never stall
until we find the big boob genie.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| jbyram2 wrote: | 'cos Kights who say Ni
shall eternally |
Lose track of where their brains went.
Seems to work better all at one go..
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It seems that KWSN
was scared of the mighty FM;
They worried and wheezed
and sputtered and sneezed
whenever they got close to them.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| jbyram2 wrote: | ...
There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
Who was silly as silly could be...
...
His photoshop choppings
and spam without stoppings
...
Made Hampster forget how to "P"
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I'm in! Just give a little time to think of something!!
ni! i!u
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: |
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ROFL..just give me some time
to think of an excellent rhyme.
I wish that I could
make a lim'rick that's good,
but Hamsters have minuscule brines.
Took too long, there, Sir Hammy.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:16 am Post subject: |
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| jbyram2 wrote: | ROFL..just give me some time
to think of an excellent rhyme.
I wish that I could
make a lim'rick that's good,
but Hamsters have minuscule brines.
Took too long, there, Sir Hammy. |
Hey! Give me a break here, I'm SUPPOSED to be working, after all ... 
Since you are in such a hurry, I dug up some old stuff. This was inspired by a particular intense round of taunting (several years ago now). I'll keep working on the new ... 
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Ganging up on me are you??!? There’s only one answer for this …
(Strap into your poetry-appreciation chairs everybody!)
There once was a man named Sir Fart
Who turn flatulence into an art
He was assimilated by Borg
(all the warnings were ignored)
and blew their whole cube apart!
There once was a Borg named Seven of Nine
Who assimilated all folks by design
Along came Sir Fart
Who volunteered for the part
Said Seven, “No Thanks, I decline”
(Alternate ending: Said Seven, “I’d rather drink strychnine”)
A Knight who says “NI!” (named Eld-er-ber-ry)
was taunted by three,
for his picture showed no similarity.
He knew how to get even
with all of these heathen:
Take revenge with poetic hilarity!
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Finally, a favorite of mine: An Ode to the dearly departed Jolly Green Genome Giant ...
| Quote: | There once was a giant quite green
Who really thought his pickle was keen
Though he was most jolly
He did not see his folly
When he stepped near that slicing machine. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:27 am Post subject: |
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Ahem.
This is a limerick ‘bout Sir jbyram2
Who thinks he is clever, quite witty too
I’d call him a LOONEY
But his brain is too puny
This Knight’s just another Cookoo!
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Cuckoo Cu Cuckoo CucKoo
Cuckoo Cu Cuckoo CucKoo
Cookie Cuckoo
Cookie Cuckoo
Cuckoo Cu Cuckoo To you!!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:37 am Post subject: |
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On a roll now ...
Offenders are given to agree
A black belt is really the key
And with this new rank
Comes a really good Spank
Delivered by Lady DC!
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:40 am Post subject: |
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And I'm not a Knight by the way,
I just wandered in here one day
to taunt and to tease
and to do as I please
Team FUTUREMARK is where I'll stay!!
FM_Pities_KWSN not withstanding.
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