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[HP]Futuremark Team is dead ahead !!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
BWaahhhhhaahhaahhahha!

You doom is nearly at hand, Knights!! Soon I shall have you right where you want me! Prepare for the most stupenderific, surprisingest comeback you have ever sawn. WUs are crunched, and ready for tallying at the precise moment when you least expected it! You downfall is surely at hand, as sure as the sun rises on the North Pole! As surely as alpacas are white! As surely as temple!

You had best get a good look at us, because this is as close as you are going to get!! I do backwards somersaults at you to alternately show you my butt and stick my tounge out at you! moon-PBBBT!!-moon-PBBBT! Garlic and Listerine I have, to blow vapors of banishment towards you! Scat, and begone, Knights who only say Ni!, Followers of a movie so old it should be black and white! I flip an empty catapult at you, because you are not even worth wasting a cow on, you recursive-methane-breathing, MilleniumKnight-depending-upon, statically-indeterminate bunch of cohibatator-tots!!

I utter the undefinable Hyperspace jumpword "MOOOO!" , and go back in time to knock on your parents bedroom door the night you were concieved!! Say goodbye, knights, as you blink out of existance into the nothingness of non-conception!

MOOO!!!!




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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Need More medication?

Here's some meds for you, Sir Forach Antsy!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tea minus 1700 and counting...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, I'd love some tea...lots of tea...Indian tea...and biscuits.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote







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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_RattleSnake wrote:







Pass me another beer, Rattlesnake, so I can let 'em have it again!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha bubye team skidmark, past ya and pulling away... Hope you enjoy the slide...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Fart in the General Direction of Team Skidmark Razz !!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me too!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We own those blood-sucking scumbags! Oops, I mean bless you my children.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey jbyram2, The Team FM toilets are out of paper. Sad






Don't worry , I got some more! Cool


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Comrades! Is time for big yabba dabba dooski! I send to all Niski's 500 sheep and 10 cases of Russkie wodka! Verminsk!

Psst, don't look now, but here come Mooskis!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That man spends way too much time with reindeers!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings and salutations to all of my Ni-saying friends. Hello, hello hello I say to you! Yip-yip. Bybeiev Rhibodie here, high atop mountains of Kenya, land of topless native women and National Geographic photographers. Yip-yip. My friends, I have come to offer my congratulations on your most magnificent accomplishment. Yes, the KWSN sub-Saharan contingent is small but we are mighty!

Onward and upward my friends and avoid all contact with bovinian interlopers. Yip yip!

Your friend,
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! I need new curtains. Can I borrow your clothes?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, beet-face, I got first dibs on the shawl Mad .

It'll make a good tablecloth Cool .
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so (regrettably) the Futuremark Team is no longer "dead ahead" of the Knights who say Ni!

We are well, ..umm.. sort of... err....b- b- behind you I guess.

Since DIRECTLY behind Sir Fart is such a wretched place to be, we will pull back further, to clear our minds, and regroup.

For a while, it would seem.

Not a really long while mind you, just until Christmas, when we'll all get new computers. Indeed..letters to Santa are being mailed as I write this. Big, long, pleading letters, with lots of tear stains. And bribes. Some Team members have also gone to Alaska, and are trying to catch a wayward Elf or two to hold him hostage for a truckload of 3.6GHz Pentium4 extreme editions. Then our production willl shoot up, yes sir!

Until that day, we will be waiting, watching, and tweaking our machines into perfection. Then the Mighty team FM will rise again to conquer and crush the wretched silly earthworms who besmirch the word "Knight" by foolishly believing they can even dream to call themselves Knights ....*ummm right...where were my meds?

It seems fair to call a truce, although I for one will miss the joy/pain of a taunt well placed. I will NOT be joining the Knights (since i've got 230K invested in FM), but will still frequent the Eternally Precocious Gorge, if ye don't mind.

BUT...

One box will occasionally be folding as FM_Pities_KWSN, to keep that in the top 100, as tribute for a battle well taunted and well fought, but not won.

And so, as hard as it is, I must say to you all...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou art welcome if you ever feel the need to stop being a corporate shill for the Skidmark Corporation Rolling Eyes Razz .

P.S. Their benchmark product sux Razz . Nothing personal, it just does.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But you all use it. Rolling Eyes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't.
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