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[HP]Futuremark Team is dead ahead !!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
Behold: The Mighty TeamFM rally has begun!! Soon we shall leave all those who say Ni! speechless, as they see us speed away, like a Ferrari owner racing against a lowly moped!

Rally


that was a pretty pathetic rally, oooo 4 day, our production has been steadily increasing as we prepare to annihilate TEAM FM. I think your 4 day rally was a few old pathetic pent 2's finishing there work loads that took a month to finish and gave you that brief spurt sorta like a pent up orgasm.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
jbyram2 wrote:
Behold: The Mighty TeamFM rally has begun!! Soon we shall leave all those who say Ni! speechless, as they see us speed away, like a Ferrari owner racing against a lowly moped!

Rally


............and gave you that brief spurt sorta like a pent up orgasm.




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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were just trying 'em out, and making sure they were ready for the REAL Team FM rally, which is coming shortly.

Despite appearances, the Mighty Unstoppable, Unbeatable, Unpwnable Team Futuremark is gathering completed WUs secretly, waiting for the moment, the opportune moment, to leap ahead in the standings and leave the pitiable Ni!-sayers in our dust.

I say to ALL of you, Come and FIGHT! Bring your best, it won't matter! We WILL Triumph, and you shall Ph33R the wrath of our mighty Overclocked, watercooled, voltmodded, lit-up-all-to-hell-with-colourfull-lights WU-Kaaa-runching CPUs!!!!

I say Ni!ahh to you all, and the Alpacas you rode in on. May you falter in your responses, and fall forever into the gorge of Eternal peril! Your sister is an aardvark, and your brothers smell of, umm.. well they smell really bad, like ..ahhh...feet! That's it! Feet! Rotten, smelly hitchhikers-who-never-wear-socks feet! That's how your brothers smell! Just try and catch us, you NIcompoops! My Middle fingers fold and unfold in your general direction, you stale bologna-and-cheeze-whiz sandwich eaters!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We were just trying 'em out, and making sure they were ready for the REAL Team FM rally, which is coming shortly.


I'll give you an 8 out of 10 for the taunt, but it still...



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
jbyram2 wrote:
We were just trying 'em out, and making sure they were ready for the REAL Team FM rally, which is coming shortly.


I'll give you an 8 out of 10 for the taunt, but it still...



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Since you olfactory sense has been dulled by constant self-abuse, everything smells like that to you. Laughing

Prepare to be skewered on your own points, Knights-who-no-longer-say-Ni!. For your doom is at hand, and your fall shall be great, like a large splat from five pounds in a two pound sack, dropped from a third story dormitory window. We shall go and plan our attack, and when you least expect it, SURPRISE! that's our weapon. Surprise and fear our two weapons; fear and surprise, oh, and barebones folding powerhouses stacked up to my ceiling with reckless abandon! Strewn on Cprossu's shelves and desktops and strapped on small children's backs, nailed on walls and doorways! And borgs, lots of borgs folding away(with the consent of their owners of course -admin), set in motion by the Mighty janderson himself!

So, fear our power and prepare to be dusted! Your doom is at hand!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, fear our power and prepare to be dusted! Your doom is at hand!!


Hah !!!!

I could beat you guys sitting down Shocked !!

Embarassed



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! The project is NOT called FARTing@home!

I must concede to your obvious expertise in that area.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here..... I made a better version of this dude:
You can send the gratitude checks to me care of jbyram2.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Here..... I made a better version of this dude:
You can send the gratitude checks to me care of jbyram2.




Hah! Here we go.. marching away from you, slowpokers!







New avatar Loaded and running... thx Rattler!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hhhmmmm.........mabe this one:




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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hah! Here we go.. marching away from you, slowpokers!


Umm, if you're marching away, how come you keep getting closer?!?

(3 days . . .)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gahhhhhhhhh !!

They're executing the patented "KWSN passing" by running towards the team behind them (a strategy invented by Sir M2K+1) Shocked !!!

Everyone, quickly, turn around and run away lest they get behind us Confused !!!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No matter how hard you run backwards, we'll still stay ahead of you. You guys are getting close, and the smell is getting unbearable!!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
..............and the smell is getting unbearable!!


Whattya expect, you ARE a member of Team Skidmark Confused !

Join us, you belong here you loony, the air is better cuz they put a cork in me Embarassed .

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After closer look at your so called rally it is still lower than our average production. So either way you will still be behind us smelling sir fart.

Team skidmark as been slidding backwards for so long I think they are delusional and think they are moving forward.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yikes!! Must Fold Harder!!



Must TAUNT HARDER!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
...and the smell is getting unbearable!!


you had better get used to it... looks like the kows are katching team FutileMark as well. I think their herd is large enough to exceed the methane production of our own gaseous one. Not by much, granted, but certainly close enough to maintain the bouquet. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Futuremark will fall to us and then be trampled by the Kows, the Kows will never catch us.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jump JB, JUMP!

while the ship passes, there is time to JUMP
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BWaahhhhhaahhaahhahha!

You doom is nearly at hand, Knights!! Soon I shall have you right where you want me! Prepare for the most stupenderific, surprisingest comeback you have ever sawn. WUs are crunched, and ready for tallying at the precise moment when you least expected it! You downfall is surely at hand, as sure as the sun rises on the North Pole! As surely as alpacas are white! As surely as temple!

You had best get a good look at us, because this is as close as you are going to get!! I do backwards somersaults at you to alternately show you my butt and stick my tounge out at you! moon-PBBBT!!-moon-PBBBT! Garlic and Listerine I have, to blow vapors of banishment towards you! Scat, and begone, Knights who only say Ni!, Followers of a movie so old it should be black and white! I flip an empty catapult at you, because you are not even worth wasting a cow on, you recursive-methane-breathing, MilleniumKnight-depending-upon, statically-indeterminate bunch of cohibatator-tots!!

I utter the undefinable Hyperspace jumpword "MOOOO!" , and go back in time to knock on your parents bedroom door the night you were concieved!! Say goodbye, knights, as you blink out of existance into the nothingness of non-conception!

MOOO!!!!
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