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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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 Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:18 am Post subject: What Sir Fart has been up to |
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What Sir Fart has been up to.
http://youtu.be/3NrUQicJPM0
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
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Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:29 am Post subject: |
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I've got the wholesale market sewed up with my direct-connection from my ass to a nearby natural gas pipeline. Pipeline is limited to 1500 PSI, so I have to hold back on the pressure  .
That said, times are tough, so I thought I'd go into retail - hence, farts-by-mail. Upon opening, the .1 cubic-foot cannister will remove the paint off the walls in a 2500 sq ft home  . Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit  .
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Fart wrote: | | Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit. |
Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time!
ni!i!u
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sir spuddly buddly
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Was ol' Farty in Indianapolis the other day?
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PhastPhred
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Sir O'Farty once had constipation, back when he lived in Tunguska
One day, when startled by a bear, he was finally able to relieve himself... |
The Untold Story of Smoky the Bear, pg. 23
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Sir Fart wrote: | | Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit. |
Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time!
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That wasn't my fault  ! I had a "no open flames" sign on my back, but would they listen ? Noooooooooooooo ! That building on the right was a Migthy Taco. I'd just come out after eating a Mega Grande Super Ultra Uber Burrito. Sweet pole vaultin' Jebus, did I ever have GAS . Then this guy next to me lights a ciggy, then..........aw hell, you know the rest  .
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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This is terrible! I log in specifically to insult Sir Fart, and I can't think of a single thing!! I must be losing it. 
ni! i!u
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Mildew
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:04 am Post subject: |
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You can insult him for not hosting my awesome avatar anymore 
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sir spuddly buddly
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I'll gladly host a avatar -here's a few to chose from
1)Very trendy, modern, Scandinavian ...
2)If you like a biological scientific one ...
3) Or the Mildew Gothic Fairy maybe ...
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Mildew wrote: | You can insult him for not hosting my awesome avatar anymore
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STUPID Sir Fart, can't even host an avatar!
Somehow that was not satisfying. This needs something more ...
STUPID Sir Fart, can't host an avatar, and can't spell LOONEY right either!
Hmmm ... better, but still needs more.
STUPID Sir Fart, can't host an avatar, can't spell LOONEY right, and who was that alpaca I saw you with last night?
NOW were are getting somewhere!
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Sir Papa Smurph
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branjo
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Relax
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Fart seems to be near North New Mexico, maybe...
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Interesting facts about Farts you wish you never heard of...
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branjo
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Just achieved Fart Planet Trophy in theSkyNetPOGS
| Quote: | theSkyNet: Uranus
Butt of everyone's jokes - pun intended, groan away - Uranus is the not-so-little planet that got tipped on it's side back in the day. And it's made out of fart gasses. Don't laugh, it's unbecoming. 19,200 Recent Credits (RAC) today, great feat human, we're proud of you. (awarded for 19,200 RAC)
This trophy has been won by 195 users click here to see them all. |
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JumpinJohnny
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That's a gas !!
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klaatuborada
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You may not suffocate in a chamber full of your own gas, even though you may want to.
And it's "It's a gas" a great 45 that came out in a Mad magazine in the '60s. My mom thought it was so disgusting she threw it out. I've never forgiven her. It's a gas
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Obviously something is gonna blow up.
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