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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:18 am    Post subject: What Sir Fart has been up to Reply with quote

What Sir Fart has been up to.

http://youtu.be/3NrUQicJPM0
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got the wholesale market sewed up with my direct-connection from my ass to a nearby natural gas pipeline. Pipeline is limited to 1500 PSI, so I have to hold back on the pressure Shocked .

That said, times are tough, so I thought I'd go into retail - hence, farts-by-mail. Upon opening, the .1 cubic-foot cannister will remove the paint off the walls in a 2500 sq ft home Rolling Eyes . Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit Embarassed .

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Fart wrote:
Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit.


Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time!



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was ol' Farty in Indianapolis the other day?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sir O'Farty once had constipation, back when he lived in Tunguska
One day, when startled by a bear, he was finally able to relieve himself...
The Untold Story of Smoky the Bear, pg. 23

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Sir Fart wrote:
Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit.


Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time!



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That wasn't my fault #Mad ! I had a "no open flames" sign on my back, but would they listen Rolling Eyes ? Noooooooooooooo ! That building on the right was a Migthy Taco. I'd just come out after eating a Mega Grande Super Ultra Uber Burrito. Sweet pole vaultin' Jebus, did I ever have GAS Embarassed . Then this guy next to me lights a ciggy, then..........aw hell, you know the rest Confused .
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is terrible! I log in specifically to insult Sir Fart, and I can't think of a single thing!! I must be losing it. Shocked Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can insult him for not hosting my awesome avatar anymore #evil

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll gladly host a avatar -here's a few to chose from
1)Very trendy, modern, Scandinavian ...


2)If you like a biological scientific one ...


3) Or the Mildew Gothic Fairy maybe ...


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mildew wrote:
You can insult him for not hosting my awesome avatar anymore #evil

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STUPID Sir Fart, can't even host an avatar!

Somehow that was not satisfying. This needs something more ...


STUPID Sir Fart, can't host an avatar, and can't spell LOONEY right either!

Hmmm ... better, but still needs more.


STUPID Sir Fart, can't host an avatar, can't spell LOONEY right, and who was that alpaca I saw you with last night?



NOW were are getting somewhere! #ni-1

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Relax #ni-1


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Fart seems to be near North New Mexico, maybe...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting facts about Farts you wish you never heard of...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57550351-1/toot-with-abandon-in-odor-eating-underwear/

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Deoest underwear is coated with ceramic powder to absorb all kinds of less-than-pleasant body odors,
from sticky perspirations to gaseous emanations. Metal ions in the powder break down malodorous compounds.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just achieved Fart Planet Trophy in theSkyNetPOGS #ni-1

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Butt of everyone's jokes - pun intended, groan away - Uranus is the not-so-little planet that got tipped on it's side back in the day. And it's made out of fart gasses. Don't laugh, it's unbecoming. 19,200 Recent Credits (RAC) today, great feat human, we're proud of you. (awarded for 19,200 RAC)

This trophy has been won by 195 users click here to see them all.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a gas !!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You may not suffocate in a chamber full of your own gas, even though you may want to.

And it's "It's a gas" a great 45 that came out in a Mad magazine in the '60s. My mom thought it was so disgusting she threw it out. I've never forgiven her. It's a gas
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously something is gonna blow up.
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