KWSN Orbiting Fortress

Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:55 pm Post subject: Rumor Control

Please, everyone, there is really no need to be alarmed. I know the rumors are getting wild and spreading rapidly, but stay calm, I'll tell you what I know.

Yesterday at approximately 19:37 GMY, Sir HouseKeeper of Camelot was conducting regular maintenance on the Looney Magnet (tm). It would seem that while Sir HOC was occupied adjusting the power varianator, the Goat slipped in and began nibbling on the snack (Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster and a plate of fermented herring) he had left resting on top of the Looney Magnet (tm). A sudden surge power escaped the varianator and sent the Looney Magnet (tm) into overdrive, exposing the Goat to waves of highly intensified looneytism. We don't understand exactly what effect this sort of radiation may have on an ungulate metabolism, but we fear it may have cause unexpected changes. We don't know the exact nature of these changes, and we haven't been able to catch the critter for an examination. What we do know is the goat was subsequently observed entering previously goat-free areas of the castle, and seemed to be paying a great deal of attention to things that others could not see.

That is all the information I have at this time. Rest assured that the Mods and Admins are working very hard to regain control over this situation, and we expect a full resolution of the problem within a matter of days. We will keep you informed should there be any new developments. Thank you for your attention.
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KWSN-HoC · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:07 am Post subject:

Uh the goat? Did he really slipped in? Next time I should better lock up the door behind me!

Cheers

HoC
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:29 am Post subject:

KWSN-HoC · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:50 am Post subject:

What? Feeding it? I never fed the Goat ...... he usually eats his tongue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1-AqJhT2c&feature=related

One of my spanish friends recently had a neat discussion with the Goat ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AnWgCsnUl0&feature=related

Cheers

HoC
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'My name is Homer from Borg. Resistance is fu ..... Oh doughnuts!'

mohrorless · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm Post subject:

Oh great....

At least the goat will start to blend in a bit more now, you know having conversations with things others can't see...
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Cow_tipping · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject:

I saw it blend somewhere, took a picture.

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Fredericx51 · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:55 pm Post subject:

Can I have some goat, a leg........................ Shocked

if I

can see and find it?
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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:09 pm Post subject:

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:44 pm Post subject:

What goes on in band camp, stays the subject of frequent rumors for some time to come.

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