KWSN Orbiting Fortress

rotciv KOTHRT · Prince Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 1482 Location: USA

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a b olt . Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Ever ything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Old woman(mann, sorry) · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject:

Oh really?
Everything is our fault.
We have to get up in the middle of the night to look for burglers.
We're expected to be able to fix things.
It's always us who have to pay.
We have to wear a tie even if its 70 in the shade.
We're not allowed to be scared of spiders.
We can't go home to mother.
We have to pay alimony regardless of whose fault it is (see above).
We're not allowed to guess, we're supposed to know.
Etc.
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject:

Now I am depressed!
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Michelle · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject:

I'm staying right out of this one.
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject:

No you aren't. You are already making up the comment as we speak!
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Michelle · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject:

Nope. I'm outnumbered.
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

Since when has that stopped you?
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