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Al Dente · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:38 am Post subject: OMG!!

I never suspected that there were still people who thought that theearth is flat.

OK, I know for a fact that the Moon is inhabited by a single person (how lonely he must get), and is made of cheese (what else could the astronauts have eaten while they were there; I'm also convinced that the current effort to return to the Lunar surface is driven by the inescapable fact that the Yanks can't make a decent cheese, and they're only trying to put Wensleydale out of business). Also the Earth must be at the centre of the Universe (you only have to see a long exposure photo of the night sky to prove that), but this Flat 'erth heresie*** beggars belief.

Comments please, in the form of a treatise suitable for publication in the Journal of Loonie Cosmologie***.

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Al Dente · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:40 am Post subject: OMG!!

I never suspected that there were still people who thought that the earth is flat.

OK, I know for a fact that the Moon is inhabited by a single person (how lonely he must get), and is made of cheese (what else could the astronauts have eaten while they were there; I'm also convinced that the current effort to return to the Lunar surface is driven by the inescapable fact that the Yanks can't make a decent cheese, and they're only trying to put Wensleydale out of business). Also the Earth must be at the centre of the Universe (you only have to see a long exposure photo of the night sky to prove that), but this Flat 'erth heresie*** beggars belief.

Even 'arry Stotle got it right!!

Comments please, in the form of a treatise suitable for publication in the Journal of Loonie Cosmologie***.

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*** Note the speeleinks - entirely consistent with L O O N I E.
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Grawlfang · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:52 am Post subject:

What disappoints me most about this post is that a seemingly intelligent kniggat should use 'OMG' as a subject line. Nay, should use that TLA at all. What must they be putting in the water up North !!!

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Grawlfang · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:53 am Post subject:

...and that he should post it twice with the same subject line [refer to other post]

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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:03 am Post subject:

*sigh*
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Sir Furry Mark · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:29 am Post subject:

alpha_fruit · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Fang, I see you're still here and still b****ing.

How ya been?
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Grawlfang · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

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Michelle · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject:

Hi Alpha!

If the Earth was flat we'd need a bloody great fence all the way around to stop everything from washing over the side in a big storm. Idjits!
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Al Dente · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:42 am Post subject:

Is that why the Polar ice is dissappearing - being washed over the edge?
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mohrorless · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:20 am Post subject:

It would explain where the missing kNIghts have gone...
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KWSN imcrazynow · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:07 am Post subject:

Hi there Apple! Nice to see ya around again. #ni-1

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Killerrabbit · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:40 am Post subject:

The Earth isn't flat anymore. An accident in time travel, three ancient Egyptians, and two Greek Philosophers, and some sheep; and then boom Earth is no longer flat. We tried to create the world's first PGGB.

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jbyram2 · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:46 am Post subject:

The earth isn't flat... it's natural!
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The Spirit · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:05 am Post subject:

What's the matter with you? The Earth IS flat, and has been that since at least last year!
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Killerrabbit · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:41 am Post subject:

I can never seen over the curving horizon. I say the Earth is bunny shapped.

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Grizzly · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject:

Hmmm - IF the earth is not flat , I WANT MY MONEY BACK !! I purchased land on the dark side of the moon , and now I can't see it !

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Gunslinger · Duke Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 353 Location: Behind you

Pretty sure the earth is flat and it aint a disc cause my father said he had been to the four corners of the earth an he never lied

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