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Killerrabbit · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: Bunny is hurt

This morning at the main Brown library I got hurt.

Cement pillar 1 -- Bunny 0

Needless to say the fancy chair I was sitting in broke, I fell backwards and hit my head on the cement pillar. Thankfully I hit the cement pillar or else this would have ended for the worse. Like my head through glass or major damage on wood.

In the end I have gotten a mild concussion after going to the health services and being checked out by a doctor and after the Brown EMS and Brown police showed up to take a report.

I am out of commission for a few days. Actually right now violating the doctor's orders for rest by posting this.

In revenge please feel free to kick all cement pillars in sight. I will be better in a few days.

Ni
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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:01 am Post subject:

Sue, You must Sue, that way you can buy more Shrubbers #ni-1

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:11 am Post subject:

Hope you are feeling better soon!

... and Next time, remember only to fall onto attractively proportioned she-rabbits!! #ni-1

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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:36 am Post subject:

I don't blame the prro cement piller whose only fault is being int he wrong place at the wrong time.

I blame the chair. It obviously was not strong enough to hold the weight of the poor bunny's fangs. Thusly I have spared the cement columns and started kicking chairs. My co-irkers are annoyed at me now for kicking their chairs (some completely out from under them), but they need to feel your pain.

Feel better.
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The Spirit · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject:

How can you blame the chair? It's all about Earth's gravity! I've been stomping on the ground all day in an attempt to punish it real hard!!
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Sir Furry Mark · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:25 pm Post subject:

Nah! I go with the chair theory - I have snapped the back of my chair at work. It has now been sent outside as a smoker's chair. Life will be hell for it.
Meanwhile I am getting acquainted with Rose, the new chair in my life - she is a smooth operator and smells really nice (unlike the old one, which is smelling worse by the minute). As well as a pneumatic assist, she has arms that fold back when not required and has a lovely tilt and slide action... ooooerr Embarassed

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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject:

So the question remains, what was the rabbit doing to break the chair? I bet he was trying to lean back to look under the fur of a she rabbit....
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APoch · Knight Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 32

Just to be safe I have started kicking pillars ,kicking chairs and stomping on the ground.
I hope you feel well soon, uh oh I see a chair that needs kicking #ni-1

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jbyram2 · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:38 am Post subject:

To be really safe, we should also kick the She rabbits..

They are much softer, and wont hurt your toes when you kick them, unlike concrete pillars.
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Sir Herman KWSN · Squire Joined: 23 Jul 2008 Posts: 15

Get well soon

The Spirit · Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:18 am Post subject:

Killerrabbit · Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:21 am Post subject:

I am feeling better today, but I am just going to take the day off again as well.

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Michelle · Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:07 am Post subject:

Ouch Wabbit! Glad to hear you're okay and that your brain has not been permanently scrambled...or at least any worse than it was previously.

I may have needed to perform delicate surgery but unfortunately the only brain I have in stock at the moment belonged to a gerbil who decided to upgrade to the new synthetic biodegradable sheep brain.

Here is a chocolate pudding to help speed up your recovery.

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Killerrabbit · Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:13 am Post subject:

Everyone loves pudding.

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mohrorless · Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:22 am Post subject:

Mmm! Puddin'!

Lucky Rabbit!
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KWSN imcrazynow · Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject:

I would say The Bunny is lucky he hit his head. If anything else had hit he might have really been hurt. Laughing

I too have started kicking all chairs in sight. Revenge will be ours Sir Wabbit!
Best wishes for a complete and speedy recovery. #ni-1

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