KWSN Orbiting Fortress

[rotciv KOTHRT]

Ever wondered what happens when writers who work for Hallmark Cards, Inc. have a bad day? (See below.)



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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...

(open card)

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!



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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...

(open card)

She moved in with me.


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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...

(open card)

"What was I thinking?"


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Congratulations on your wedding day!

(open card)

Too bad no one likes your husband.





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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ...
(open card)

I've changed my mind.



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Thank you for bringing religion into my life.

(open card)

I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
(open card)

That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

(open card)

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.



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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Arkansas, Kentucky & West Virginia )

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We have been friends for a very long time ....
(open card)


let's say we stop?


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I'm so miserable without you


(open card)


it's almost like you're here.

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So your wife is a hooker?
It spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side....

(open card)


it's really good pay.



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Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.