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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:25 am Post subject: Merry Christmas

Happy Christmahanukwanzica!

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Yankton · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:16 am Post subject:

May all your friends be promiscuous!

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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:41 am Post subject:

Merry Christmas to all the Knights and Ladies of the Orbiting Fortress!
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Killerrabbit · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject:

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. Go easy on the egg nog, no need for embrassing situations like last year.

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APoch · Knight Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 32

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good #ni-1

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Sir Loin · Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:

Here Down Under it's a balmy 33.5c (92F) sunny Christmas day.

Santa has been. Very Happy

Lunch has been consumed. Laughing

I have eaten so much that the Will To Live has been temporarily suspended
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Bullocks2 · Duke Joined: 20 Feb 2007 Posts: 329 Location: Bedlam

Merry Christmas ya loonies #ni-1

Beer for breakfast before the real drinking starts as I trawl the relatives and friends for free booze Laughing

May your cod pieces be well buffed!
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alpha_fruit · Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:54 am Post subject:

A Very Merry Christmas to all.
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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:49 am Post subject:

ohiomike · Prince Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 858 Location: Sometimes

A story for people having a bad day. (Or, I really wondered where that tradition came from :<)

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the
cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass
pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off
the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
put it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel stuck on top of the
Christmas tree . . .
Wink

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APoch · Knight Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 32

ROFL poor little angel Very Happy

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