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LadyKong · Baron Joined: 08 May 2003 Posts: 108

There once was a knight who said, "Ni."
He really needed to pee.
On the was to the throne, he injured his bone.
God, what aweful misery.
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jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:51 am Post subject:

Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:04 am Post subject:

Indeed laddies and lassies, lesh all shing a shong.

jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:21 am Post subject:

Grizzly · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:12 am Post subject:

Right - all is fair game then Twisted Evil

Ahem

There once was a Jung Knight who went k’ni’ling
Who Row’ed force’ably on a hor’sey whilst crying
‘Cuz the sigh’n(*) on her door
said ,”Don’t s(*)it on the floor”
so he rose up and “s(*)at” on her ceiling

Anon (But mostly Kat)

Very Happy

Regds Grizz (who might need help Twisted Evil

)
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AND NI !!! Tophat 10e

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jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:25 pm Post subject:

Now Gizzly posts are hard raedin'
"Putcher back'nit Joe, shove a spaden"
Jus dig waydun deep
asekretey keep
to imself! or am I jus' waden?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:56 pm Post subject:

Grizzly · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:01 pm Post subject:

jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject:

Now Grizee 's farm Creep 'n Crawley
yer cont unnerstan'im atally
'is spelling kercheck'r
'sallus rejeck'r
"rgds griz" is 'is own cardin' cawly.
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jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject:

So Jbyram's a 4 sworded duke
who stayed far too long and he took
delight in the games
and the calling of names;
his horrible puns made 'em puke.
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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

So jbyram2 is gone,
his stay wasn't very long,
Folded for us in part,
didn't even get close to Sir Fart,
and now we can sing our song.

#ni-1

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jbyram2 · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:54 am Post subject:

Gone?!? Well, no one told me!!
I'm still hanging round as you see
The pity got old
so I no longer fold
For the lackluster knights who say #ni-1

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:07 am Post subject:

Jbyram around he is hanging
Making much of this booming and banging
His folding is fickle
And his limericks tickle
But Futuremark is soon to be dangling!

Razz

jbyram2 · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:15 am Post subject:

I've one thing to say to you, HamPster
My sides have developed a cramp, Sir.
Your jokes are so witty
my sides are a splitty
and the front of me pants is quite damp, Sir!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:41 pm Post subject:

I thank you for your admiration Smile

Your prose deserves monumentation! Cool

But leaks in your trousers
I learn from my browsers? Shocked

That’s just too damn much information! Rolling Eyes

ni! i!u

jbyram2 · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:24 pm Post subject:

Perhaps then I wasn't quite clear,
the dampness was not what you fear.
My laughingous motion
caused quite a commotion;
I 'd hiccupped and spilt half my beer.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject:

I’m sorry this sudden abruption
halted your bev'rage consumption,
But as we descend
Into the weekend
We soon shall see it's resumption! Very Happy

ni! i!u

KWSN_hgs · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:45 pm Post subject:

spilt beer is an interesting notion
claimed caused by excess commotion
but I think we all know
that he just had to go

but the truth, it may just stay unspoken.
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jbyram2 · Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:58 pm Post subject:

and tho I comth back for a vithit,
a weeekend in bed with the thnizzit.
I'll try not to thneeth if you all could juth pleath
keep your dithance, thath not hard now ith it?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:40 am Post subject: