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Please Select Your Liver Donor Status |
1) I wish to donate my liver immediately |
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2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y" |
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3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver |
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4) There is no option #4 |
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5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below) |
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Liver Donor Grunt

Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 2 Location: In a bath full of ice...
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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I vote we Donate the Wabbits liver... Eric Idle will have to wait.....
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion


Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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You are going to have to go to Eric Idle's house since he has it already.
Ni _________________
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Sir Papa Smurph Cries like a little girl


Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Posts: 4430 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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If Heart donors can join the team then we might hear from Dick Cheney, as he is the only living heart donor
 _________________ a.k.a. Licentious of Borg.........Resistance Really is Futile.......
and a Really Hoopy Frood who always knows where his Towel is...
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Sir Robin Duke


Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 376 Location: Guelph, First Shrubbery On The Right
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, but mine is in a jar by the door.
 _________________ We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:47 am Post subject: |
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Sir Farts Brain wrote: | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon . Mind you, its had a rough life . |
Why not donate everything below the neck? |
that IS his colon.......
 _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy


Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:33 am Post subject: |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: | Sir Farts Brain wrote: | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon . Mind you, its had a rough life . |
Why not donate everything below the neck? |
that IS his colon.......
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Ni ! Ni !
Flatulenty yours,
Sir Fart
The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
The Baron of Breaking Wind
The Marquis of the Malodorous
The Monarch of Methane
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Quixote Duke


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 355 Location: Aaaargh!
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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I very much regret being unable to donate my liver as it is in preparation, at this time, for processing as foie gras - Another time, should the opportunity arise, it may be collected somewhere in the plains of La Mancha, spread over toast or a buiscuit
 _________________ tilting windmills, rescuing damsels,etc |
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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:00 am Post subject: |
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I regret that my liver isn't quite pickled either, but it does come with a large helping of fried onions cooked in butter. _________________ When in doubt, kick it until it works. |
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dtruchan Baron

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 115 Location: Where I intend to be.
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Now that I have it out, where do I send it again? _________________
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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dtruchan wrote: | Now that I have it out, where do I send it again? |
Send all vital organ, properly packed, along with $300 loonie processing fee to:
International Registry of Organ Liver Donors
c/o Sir Hamster of Elderberry
1 Elderberry Estate
Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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ACME Labs Grunt

Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 2 Location: Illinois
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:20 am Post subject: |
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My liver is spoken for, but I'll gladly send you your choice of a used water pump for a 1959 Chevrolet, or my upstairs neighbors dog (you DON"T want the dog....).
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it???
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it??? |
I would think Water pump/heart, filter/liver.....  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
Taunter in Training
Campaign Manager for Sir Shrubbery
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Naughty Zoot Squire

Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5 Location: Castle Anthrax in Ft. Lauderdale FL
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome Naughty Zoot, you posted in the wrong place and we will take your spam.  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Naughty Zoot wrote: | Would a lump of Spam in the shape of a liver do? I really don't care for blood, needles or surgery in general..... |
Yes, the SPAM will do nicely. Also, we could all do with some new naughty underwear, as our currently naughty underwear is getting threadbare and worn.
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Quixote Duke


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 355 Location: Aaaargh!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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welcome Sir Naughty Zoot (are you somehow related to the Suit family?). Spam is not always welcome - there is often an over-supply - but if Sir Ham of E says so, it will do nicely for some poor soul's liver transplant. A wondering Hacker maybe. As regards the naughty underwear, it's the armour you see - it chafes against the cold steel and wears out too quickly. Gets threadbare (but then again doesn't that make it even more naughty ?? - ah well - I digress...
Welcome. If not Loony already, you'll learn. _________________ tilting windmills, rescuing damsels,etc |
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Naughty Zoot Squire

Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5 Location: Castle Anthrax in Ft. Lauderdale FL
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you for being so kind and not forcibly removing any of my organs! I worry about the injuries a good knight may get from naughty underware worn down to nothng, although I understand it allows for ventilation. I am getting quite good at kniting lovely boxers with either a shrubbery or larch pattern and would be happy to knit a few pairs for the good of the quest. _________________ A spanking!! A spanking!!!
Naughty Underwear in Space - http://www.ifilm.com/video/2731252
Nice selection of knitted Naughty underwear - http://www.shancao.com/crochet/product/850_sexy_crochet_panties/index.htm |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:03 am Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it??? |
I would think Water pump/heart, filter/liver.....  |
That would make sense, wouldn't it? Clearly you have been spending far too much time in the company of sane and reasonable people to acquire such an idea! Please report immediately to Sir Jbyram2 for being hit over the head lessons until he knocks some sense out of you!!!
Naughty Zoot wrote: | Thank you for being so kind and not forcibly removing any of my organs! I worry about the injuries a good knight may get from naughty underware worn down to nothng, although I understand it allows for ventilation. I am getting quite good at kniting lovely boxers with either a shrubbery or larch pattern and would be happy to knit a few pairs for the good of the quest. |
Such a valuable service! I'm sure the membership will be chaffing at the bit to acquire your newly-knitted-naughties. I think we might even be able to arrange a supply of alpaca-wool yarn to add extra comfort to these garments. Knit-on good Knight!!!
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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When hit on the head, hold your head firmly with both hands (one on each ear) and say "WAAAAH!!" Clearly and distinctly. It you don't do it properly, we will hit you again untill you get it right. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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