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Michelle · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:04 pm Post subject:

Would you like us to lend you the maintenance men for the clean up?

Laughing

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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject:

alpha_fruit · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

Those French Maids are really the maintenance boyz in disguise, don't tell the guys, since we are filming this, we want to capture the look of surprize as they all fall down at the sight of such manly men in French Aprons and nothing else.
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:

Michelle · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject:

Oh look. There's me, and Alpha, and Lady Randy. #ni-1

Alpha, I knew it was a good idea to put the video up at YouTube. We might end up being famous. Very Happy

Sometimes all we have is our dreams. Laughing

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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject:

Well in THAT case.......

Sir Brian hands Michelle the broom!
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Michelle · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject:

Sorry, but I'm not actually here at the moment. That was just a little interjection. Laughing

I'm actually in the Girls Room getting a foot massage a la Cedric...or was it Cecil? *shrug*

You'll have to do it yourself, Sir Brian of the Broken Windows.
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alpha_fruit · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject:

That broom will not get you any supper said Michelle as Alpha runs in with Ruiz in tow, trying to get Lady Randy and Michelle's attention. Look'e here what was trying to escape with what he thought was a Franch Maid. Jammy and Daggs are dressing in full French Suits and trying to confuse the other house guest.

This will not work, take Ruiz and show him the door and make sure you search his pockets for any lifted items or bulges. Razz

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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

Sir Brian stands in amazement as the "maintenance" guys appeart to take exception to the the fact the the French maids appear to know more about Web cams than they do.

Seeing that things could get ugly. he shoes the "maintenance" guys away and slams the door. looking for a beer he decides on the Bishops Finger, opens the bottle, sits down in the Armchair and takes a swig of beer.

Ahhh!, that's more like it.....
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Michelle · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

Alpha, we can't get rid of Ruiz! Shocked

Have you tasted his salami linguini parmegiano yet? Heavenly.

I just wish he wasn't so...

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He won't cause any problems now. I think he was just overcome by the sight of Jams and Dags in their French suits.

whirrrrr.....click

hehehehehe Alpha, we've got a really good view of the boys hot tub from camera 3.
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Michelle · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:06 am Post subject:

That is downright disgusting. I hope he didn't actually do it. Shocked

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Son Goku · Duke Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 426

Not sure... Found some links on his original comment, and then his going back on it... From what I have done, the baby was born. Now, if he did go ahead with such a bizarre thing, then this video of Darth Cruise channeling into the powers of the mother ship might be a fitting responce to something so bizarre and disgusting

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1181994361927520529&q=Tom+Cruise&pl=true

#ni-1

Michelle · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:01 am Post subject:

He's getting more and more weird.
Psst, I reckon the baby isn't even his, and I reckon he likes boys. Just MHO.
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jbyram2 · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:02 am Post subject:

WHRR-click *BLAMMA-BLAMMA-BLAM*

Jamster takes out the camera with an AK47, along with a good portion of the ceiling. He blows the smoke off of the end of the gun barrel, like he saw in a movie once, but (still woozy from all the Reddi Wip) bumps the trigger and is nearly deafened by the blast, and by the bullet streaking just past his pumpkin head.
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Sir Prize · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject:

I am a Family Doctor and used to do home deliveries. One couple loaded the placenta into the freezer for later consumption but fortunately didn't tuck in while I was tidying up.

The maternity hospitals in Dublin used to store all the placentas in a freezer and send them off for re-processing into pharmaceuticals. It wouldn't be PC now, I guess.

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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

Whilst gently supping his beer, Sir Brian reaches into his backpack to pull out a "meat pie" and takes a bite.

He waves it at Sir Prize who has just wandered into the room.

Got this from a pie shop next to Dublin General, you know the one, it tastes delicious, dunno what the "meat" is though.

Sir Prize starts to gag, and runs off in the direxion of the loo.......

#ni-1

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Michelle · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

Sir Brian shrugs and finishes off the last bit of pie before having another swig of his brew. Nice drop that one, he thinks and wonders whether he should go and investigate the loud noise he heard coming from the hot tub room. Naah. He finishes his beer off and heads for the fridge to get another one.

Bang! Crash! Kaboom! Jammy looks up through the hole in the ceiling as the thunder reverberates through the building and makes the windows rattle, and big heavy raindrops start to hit him on the head. He jumps out of the hot tub as the rain starts to pour through the huge hole in the roof. (He doesn't want to get wet.)

Luckily for him, there is nobody sitting at the screen in the girls room because he knocked out the obsolete camera 10 instead of camera 3.
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jbyram2 · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:52 am Post subject:

Saw a nasty bit on HBO about somebody making pate' out of just that material.

Jamster, Still Armed, hungover and dangerous, (and excited by the loud noise and destruction he caused) weaves his way though the Boys room complex, determined once and for all to get rid of that bear.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject:

Thread split. Here's a link to the latest mayhem in the Boy's Room.
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