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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | John wrote: | You are supposed to lie and ask me how I got the pic of you. |
Gosh darnit! I'll have to remember that for next time. |
I thought that sort of stuff was automatic for the women folk. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | I was going to do that, but nobody would believe it anyway.  |
Like any guy really believes a girl when she lies.  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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If she said,
"Oh, .. oh ...Ohhhh! JOhn you are the king!!"
you'd believe her! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Dark Side of the Moon Prince


Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1735 Location: "Between the inner edge of Outer Space...and the outer edge of Inner Space"
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Aahhhhhh......it's good to be King.......... |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | If she said,
"Oh, .. oh ...Ohhhh! JOhn you are the king!!"
you'd believe her! |
Of course, because it would be true ! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Jam on toast wrote: | If she said,
"Oh, .. oh ...Ohhhh! JOhn you are the king!!"
you'd believe her! |
Good grief.
crazy John wrote: | Of course, because it would be true ! |
I say again. Good grief.
It was almost closing time at the diner and the two looneys were challenging each other to yet another game of 'scissors, paper, rock'. They looked like they were never going to leave so Michelle whipped up a batch of her special chocolate laxa-pudding.
That'll get 'em moving.
hehehehehe
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Unfortunately for michelle, laxa pudding doesnt work when wrestling in it. Jams pushed john into the vat of special pudding, and once John came up to the surface, He got Jams in a head lock (hard to do on a punkin head) and held him under till he cried WAAAH! (about four minutes, more or less) _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:12 am Post subject: |
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While the laxa-wrestling match was in full swing, Michelle changed out of her waitress costume into something a little more comfortable:
After seeing this, Sirs John and Jbyram threw her into the pudding along with Lady Alpha and a few penguins. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Unfortunately for Jams and John, the clock was about to strike midnight.
The witching hour.
It was time for the....
DA! DA! DA!.....creaking door....Cleaning Lady!
 _________________ My brain hurts.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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With a hearty "RUN AWAY"! Sirs Jbyram and John, well, run away leaving Michelle and Alpha in the pudding for the cleaning lady to handle.
After rescuing them from the pudding and sending them to the showers, the Cleaning Lady spies an extra bucket of the choco-lax pudding. Grabbing a spoon the cleaning lady decides to "clean this bucket first".  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Sir Dark Side of the Moon Prince


Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1735 Location: "Between the inner edge of Outer Space...and the outer edge of Inner Space"
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
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jbyram2 Prince


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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: |
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After working so hard, the cleaning lady had a very hearty appetite, so she helped herself to seconds as well, and washed it down with a double coffee.
The poor thing never knew what hit her. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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Standing on the counter watching the remnants of the cleaning lady and her "meal" of Choco-lax flow all over what is left of her diner, Michelle decides that it is time she stepped up moving her establishment to the new location that was shown to her just yesterday. "It's beats having to clean this mess up. and I think I can kiss the security deposit good bye on this place." _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Dagger Prince


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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Dags pokes his head in the door, looks around, and upon seeing the mess, grumbles and goes off to find a fire hose. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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With a hearty belch, Sir Jbyram turns to Sir John (as he grabs Sir Dagger by the arm) and says "I hear there is a party in the girls room. Let's go!" _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:01 am Post subject: |
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Jams and John steal a nearby motorcycle, and set off in hot pursuit of Michelle in her little red corvette, to find the party. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:16 am Post subject: |
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Dags, hanging on for dear life in the sidecar, reaches into the cooler and pulls out 3 frosty cold ones. One for Sir John (also hanging on for dear life sitting behind Sir Jbyram) one for the Pumpkin and naturally one for himself. "Don't lose her Jby, we don't want to miss the party" _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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