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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:36 am Post subject: Taters

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up.
"Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?"said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!" The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?" "I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato. Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughterpaused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato saidwith joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good newsin one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?" "I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potatowith joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine
tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter andexcited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother
Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make." "Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn'tcome as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovelydaughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?" "I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!" Confused

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Mildew · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:41 am Post subject:

I like it! Very Happy

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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:43 am Post subject:

Let's face it, you end the worst joke with teh boobies and you got yourself a winner Cool

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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject:

Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject:

Cover up the boobs with a piece of paper, otherwise you have no chance of reading it completely when the boobs scroll into sight Confused

. You'll then see that basically the jokes sucks-out-loud and desperately needs the boobs to make it tolerable Sad

. The joke is merely an excuse to post bouncing boobs lest the admins protest about boob-only posts Razz

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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject:

COVER THE BOOBIES WITH PAPER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Crying or Very sad

ARE YOU MAD?!?!?!?!?

There should be a setion of the forum (or a room in the castle) just to show bouncing boobies!
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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject:

I agree with mohrorless, Where pray-tell is that room???

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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject:

No cartoon boobs Mad

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Except for these beauties Cool

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A Shrubbery · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject:

Try this site, lots of boobies there:

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?pg=2&ss=boobys
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject:

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jbyram2 · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:46 am Post subject:

(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)

Hmmm.. Need to work on the scrollable animation
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Sir Robin · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:02 pm Post subject:

Ok. How many read the joke and how many just looked at the boobies?
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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject:

mohrorless · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:46 am Post subject:

ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!!

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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject:

Back to taters............

I got given a Darth Tater for xmas last year, from my niece and nephew.......

now back to boobies......
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Sir Robin · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:42 am Post subject:

Did we ever leave?
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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:50 am Post subject:

I hope not. I like seeing the boobies...........speaking of which, where are they?
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Sir Robin · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject:

Unfortunately, not here............
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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

mohrorless wrote:

I hope not. I like seeing the boobies...........speaking of which, where are they?

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