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Yes, anything to increase my post (whore!) count. |
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Ni! Positively Ni! |
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Uh, very small rocks? |
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I am not unignoring this thread. |
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Penguins & Alpacas. |
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Is that an interrogatory statement? |
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A vote IS the automatic gainsaying of another's position. |
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No it's not. |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:09 am Post subject: |
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To the editor of Elle magazine:
Dear Sir/Madam/It,
I write to express a deep concern at a matter that has been brought to my attention on an interweb-thingy-message-board-dofunny. There is a heated discussion relating to the origin and validity of the word "loon" and all it's related forms. From what I can gather, it would appear that the word loon only relates in some way to the currency of the country of Canadialand.
This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.
If this is the case... what becomes of my huge collection of loon-pants? Should I be calling them something else, or am I in fact, walking around in the processed currency of and ex-colonial nation? (and if so would this fact also negate my membership of Amnesty International and the Wringing-my-hands-apologists-for-Empire Society?)
Yours faithfully (and indeed ),
Concerned of Tunbridge Wells _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: Re: The Obligatory Daily Post Thread |
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LanDroid wrote: | That is correct.
Every day.
Without fail.
Better than an apple.
It's painfully obvious that The Gorge of Eternal Peril Forum has become rather dead lately - what with all the threads that are being ignored, imaginary threads, unfailing to not ignore threads, and even completely empty threads, hardly anyone posts here at all anymore! By requiring every Knight to post DAILY in this thread, we shall regain Ye Olde Mojo the forum had in The Times of Yore. Do try to keep it silly.
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And given that I have not posted AT ALL before my post above in this thread... I take on my duty to make suitable amends...
_________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:33 am Post subject: |
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This is an utterly pointless post... merely designed to fulfil my obligation of a daily post...
This post reduces my deficit to 4.
Admirable, I'm sure you'll all agree...
_________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Ogster wrote: | To the editor of Elle magazine:
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This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.
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Dear Sir Ogster,
I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???
ni! i!u |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:46 am Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: |
What? you posted the link to the dictionary that PROVES there is no plural; if there were one it would be listed, just like "loonies" is listed for as the plural for "looney"
Americans don't call a Canada dollar a "loonie", they call it a "Canadian dollar", plural "Canadian dollars" We can own more than one, Canadians can't, be cause we have the words for it and they don't. Simple, eh?
And I'm sorry if my mind is not made up. I was just sleeping in it and hadn't put the grey matter back in place before I got dressed. |
What a Looney!
ni! i!u |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Ogster wrote: | To the editor of Elle magazine:
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This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.
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Dear Sir Ogster,
I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???
ni! i!u |
Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...
Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight... _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:56 am Post subject: |
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Oh wow... and that last post brought my deficit down to 3.... and with this one I'm down to 2!!!
Long live drivel and _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Silly American Kanigit Duke
Joined: 21 May 2002 Posts: 490 Location: Albany, New York
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Ok ya Loonies, lunys, loonys, Silly people
Here it is, The official Loony (sp) Web site
That should take care of it......... |
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Silly American Kanigit Duke
Joined: 21 May 2002 Posts: 490 Location: Albany, New York
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Totally Useless Looney laws.
Some examples from the Cheese Quadrant.
Wisconsin
In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10232 Location: At my desk
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Ogster wrote: | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Ogster wrote: | To the editor of Elle magazine:
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This causes me a huge fashion-crisis.
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Dear Sir Ogster,
I attempted to research these Loon-pants you mentioned, but all I could find was this rather unexpected product - Pants-in-a-spray-bottle???
ni! i!u |
Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...
Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight... |
A might too tight ... be sure you shave your legs, etc before you spray them on... _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
Go Diskless..Pure computing elegance, no frills
The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
Something Completely different |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Nay! Not silly enough!
Interesting information on the Cheese Quadrant though. _________________ -- Have you seen my goat? |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | Ogster wrote: |
Oh my GOD! Those are wonderful... exactly the answer I have been looking for to solve my clean boxer-short deficit...
Although... I have to wonder... exactly how roomy are the fresh pants? My brain just went <TILT> when I considered the likelihood of them being skin-tight... |
A might too tight ... be sure you shave your legs, etc before you spray them on... |
Yes, be especially careful around the ... um ...
.. the ah ...
Nevermind. |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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>squeak< this stuff shrinks as it dries.... _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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alpha_fruit Prince
Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5804 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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I be verry verry careful. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Dagger Prince
Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Razor cuts sting. _________________ When in doubt, kick it until it works. |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Sting sues Gillette _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:45 am Post subject: |
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Gillette calls police. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
Go Diskless..Pure computing elegance, no frills
The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
Something Completely different |
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Ogster Baron
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Denmark... Land of Vikings... and SPAM!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:56 am Post subject: |
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The Police are busy on a case searching for The Stranglers, who to date have protested innocence on the basis that they were only The Pretenders... _________________ "According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised." |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10232 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:05 am Post subject: |
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The newspapers reported The Clash between The Police and The Stranglers. Unfortunately The Cult that was investigated did not believe The Cure involved attending The Church. _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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