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who is Killerrabbit? |
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy
Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Hammy wrote: | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Dear Hammy,
I am plagued by some numbskull who couldn't spell 'IT' if the letters I and T were the only ones in the alphabet. Despite my repeated efforts to educate this hapless schmuck, he just doesn't seem to get it. It's as if he had his head stuck in a hole in the ground or something.
Recently I have been considering hiring a special tutor to help with "numbskull's" education process. This would require considerable expense on my part, as I would have to pay the tutors travel expenses from upstate NY to the vicinity of Washington D.C., and I'd have to charter a special bus for the trip because there isn't anyone willing to get into an enclosed space with this guy. The Tutors living expense would be nil, because he would be staying with the numbskull, but it's still a costly proposition. Do you think I should shell out the $$$ for this?
Signed,
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Dear SHOE and other Gentle Readers,
While I usually advocate decorum and subtlety in the interest of protecting the innocent, I believe that we sometimes should lay our cards on the table. The person you speak of is, of course, Sir Fart . He is as far from innocent as one could possible be.
He was referred to me some time back for psychiatric counseling. After 6 sessions with him, it was I who required counseling . I still awaken at night squeaking my guts out, and he absolutely ruined my new therapy couch .
I must say in good conscience that you'd be wasting your time hiring someone to attempt to tutor the likes of him. In addition to lacking any sort of moral compass, he's as dumb as a bag of rocks . The only thing that could get through to him would be the repeated application of a taser gun, and for that I think you'd have to stand in line .
Reflectively,
Hammy |
Hey there, you furry little freak. Long time no see. Did you miss me ? !
I think your "gentle readers" ought to know that the picture that accompanies your column is, shall we say, a little "dated". Here's a pic I took of you while under your care . Admittedly, this was right after our last session and I thought you were becoming a little bit un-glued .
I can only assume that your dental plan ain't making it for you . I've seen better teeth on a buck-toothed donkey! Let's get together real soon, I hear you've got a new couch .
_________________ Ni ! Ni !
Flatulenty yours,
Sir Fart
The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
The Baron of Breaking Wind
The Marquis of the Malodorous
The Monarch of Methane
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Sir Latch Dutchubus
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2394 Location: Closer than you want (Arbutus, MD)
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Sir Latch of the Highlands
Bewarer of the Loonies
I visited the castle in the swamp and all I got was this alpaca scarf... *BURP*
The general rule about people on IRC seems to be: Attractive, Single, Mentally Stable... choose two.
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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Oh my this is not a good sign.
Ni _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10232 Location: At my desk
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:08 am Post subject: |
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I think we could use all 6 months in the Bahamas.
Ni _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10232 Location: At my desk
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She Turned Me Into A Newt KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 4911 Location: On an Alpaca farm
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:20 am Post subject: |
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A KWSN gathering in the Bahamas? _________________ I am Sî aliigi min en lacerto, a proud member of the Migratory Coconuts.
If lovin' ewe is wrong, I don't wanna be right. |
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Cohiba Prince
Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 1721 Location: A tabbaco plantation
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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I know a kwsn cruise with a stop in the bahamas
Nothing better than a buch of loonies trapped on a ship... _________________ Smoke-em if you got-em I do.. |
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Lady DC Princess DC
Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2516 Location: Hotlanta, Ga
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:24 am Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: |
The motion carries! Lady DC, please execute sentence at once!
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Sorry, this Goddess does not believe this is a reason for my type of punishment. You are safe for now Sir Latch. _________________ |----Ni---Ni----|
Goddess of Spankings.
Leon Day is coming. A most wonderful day to celebrate.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Lady DC wrote: | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: |
The motion carries! Lady DC, please execute sentence at once!
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Sorry, this Goddess does not believe this is a reason for my type of punishment. You are safe for now Sir Latch. |
Dear Lady DC,
I'm sure Sir Latch will be very disappointed.
ni! i!u |
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Cohiba a bunch of LOONEYS trapped on a ship is a scary thought.
Ni _________________
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Lady DC Princess DC
Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2516 Location: Hotlanta, Ga
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Dear Hammy Knight
Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 45 Location: On a little wheel near you.....
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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My Dear Sir Fart,
To set the record straight. This is my picture BEFORE I began counseling you .
This is my picture after 6 sessions with you .
This is me 6 months later after numerous electroshock treatments, heavy doses of medication and intensive therapy .
_________________ Hammy
Advice columnist for morons, misfits, idiots, imbeciles, loonies and the otherwise mentally impaired
Ni ! Ni ! Ni !
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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Lady DC it is something having to deal with IRC and me and in no way reflects this poll, after I complete the task IRC set me out on I shall get my post count back up to what it used to be.
Ni _________________
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She Turned Me Into A Newt KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 4911 Location: On an Alpaca farm
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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The Ignorant Rabbit Club sent you on a mission? _________________ I am Sî aliigi min en lacerto, a proud member of the Migratory Coconuts.
If lovin' ewe is wrong, I don't wanna be right. |
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:04 am Post subject: |
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That they did Sir Newt.
Ni _________________
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Sir BaldyHead KWSN Castellan
Joined: 16 Dec 2002 Posts: 352 Location: detention, 1st cell on the right
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:57 am Post subject: |
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Dear Hammy wrote: |
Dear speedbaghead,
Well, since you asked SO nicely, you are still one of the loonni's/loonies/looneys/etc. here. Actually, I am beginning to see some signs that you may have a more serious condition. The fact that THEY think you are turning sane may indicate that you are becoming a paraniod. What you should do is to lock yourself in a secure room with several weeks supply of food and not come out until you are sure THEY are not after you any more. When you think it's safe, stick you head out, and if you can see your own shadow, that is a sign you should go back into your room for another 6 weeks, or until spring comes. My cousin Phil uses this prescription for self-treatment and it works quite well for him.
Good luck, you Luny. |
Thank you, Dear Hammy. You sound like my wife. Only she leaves out the food supply part. Maybe she hopes for another result.
Can I have my secure room on the kwsn boat to the Bahama's? Wouldn't mind a cruise with some of the lonnies. Is lady BB coming?
Yours respectfully,
A l00ni! _________________ Stay away from the Annex to the outhouse !! nothing to see there...
Find out who's who in KWSN-gallery or Mistajon's KWSN gallery |
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