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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:28 am Post subject: |
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There once was a knight who said Ni!
Who thought he had got rid of me.
but he was mistaken
I was on vacation
I'm back (out of whack) _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:22 am Post subject: |
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He never was gone, you shall see
he's Looney as Looney can be
Never left, can't be back,
but he's still out-of-whack,
thinks he's not a Knight Who Says Ni!
ni! i!u |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:23 am Post subject: |
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_________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:36 am Post subject: |
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It appears that Sir HamPster was stumped
By my Ni!-Ni!s all clustered and clumped.
I'll wreak no more havoks
with smilies and graphics...
TODAY, so this thread is now bumped. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Frank the Historian Prince
Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 781 Location: Up North, Down East
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Jbyram, who rhymes when he speaks,
I've missed, as I've been gone for weeks.
I'll add to this thread
And join, to my dread,
The ranks of poetical geeks. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Welcome we say, also we thank
The Historian whose name's Frank
Use your head and your wit
Go ahead and commit
A verse that is also a prank!
ni! i!u
Last edited by Sir Hamster of Elderberry on Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:17 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Frank the Historian Prince
Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 781 Location: Up North, Down East
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Jbyram, I'm really delighted,
your wit by our team is excited.
Consider, you'll find,
(TeamFM won't mind)
you'd very much rather be Knighted! |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:58 am Post subject: |
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It seems that poor Frank rests in peace
The Historian's history has ceased.
His tombstone remains
steadfast through the rains.
A target for pigeons and geese. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Despite Sir Vesuvius art,
And limericks, and jokes at Sir Fart,
my two-hundred kay
insists that I stay
with FM; I'm a points whore at heart. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:47 am Post subject: |
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I notice I now am a Prince
My Gorgical posting offince
though no one is playing
with limerick gaming
my punnical posts make you wince. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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I apologize for my absence here. Life has been busy ... _________________ -- Have you seen my goat? |
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KWSN_hgs Prince
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 910 Location: location, location.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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seems like i started to post limericks somewhere...
innappproipriate
(hick) _________________ now, where was I??? |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Did I hear someone say that KWSNi just passed Team FutureMark???
There once was a man who said "HARK!,
Beware of our Team FutureMark".
The race was well run,
but now it's been won
and FM has been left in the dark!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:16 am Post subject: |
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[THREAD MOVED]
There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
whos posts were pure vanity
but he contrived
to have it Archived
and preserved it for posterity!
ni! i!u |
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Cow_tipping Prince
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 2420 Location: On the run
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:49 am Post subject: |
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There once was a kow that said Moo-hooh
All he did was eat and shit Poo-hoo
He went to the Knights
Shitted all over their thights.
Because this kow had nutting to Doo-hoo!
Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!
Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!
next _________________ SAVE THE WHALES. Collect the whole set.
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Michelle Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10232 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:11 am Post subject: |
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I didn't realise this thread was so competitive.
There once was a lady called Dee
who banged her head on her knee
she fell down in a faint
woke up covered in paint
now her husband is way up a tree. _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Copied here from the Empty Thread.
jbyram2 wrote: | Was there once a knight who said Ni!,
who was loony, but crude as could be?
Did his pictures of gas
shooting out of his @$$
offend someone else besides me? |
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy
Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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It doesn't take much time to rhyme;
I chime in with rhymes all the time!
Just let the words flow
with the rhythm and go
have a rhyme chiming time just like mine! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Latch Dutchubus
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2394 Location: Closer than you want (Arbutus, MD)
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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You're loonie as loonie can be
this rhyming is too much for me
I think I can post
much faster than most
of those fellows called Knights who say Ni _________________ Sir Latch of the Highlands
Bewarer of the Loonies
I visited the castle in the swamp and all I got was this alpaca scarf... *BURP*
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