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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
We were playing "8-ball", and you were the 8-ball ! Twisted Evil

And doesn't the cue ball look like Baldy Confused ?



Obviously you have forgotten the two ancient wisdoms of the Chinese sage Loonicus! Mad

The first says "Never play dominoes with a blind man when the wind blows from the South-Southeast." That doesn't actually have much to do with our current situation, so let's just move on to the second. Rolling Eyes

The second wisdom says: "When playing pool with a rodent, never knock them into the corner pocket, for not only does it annoy them mightily, but that is also where they like to keep their samurai swords." Wink

HiiiiYaaaaa!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wheelhopper !!!

Confucius Say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face Sad .

A most excellent (photo) chop to the neck, the game is yours Embarassed .

I acknowledge your superiority in the martial arts. You have won this round Sad . I deluded myself into thinking that I could defeat you, I must have lost my head Rolling Eyes !

I do look forward to our get together this Saturday for some Hamster skeet shooting ! Perhaps the outcome will be different Twisted Evil !



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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what I want to know is where they find these pirctures??

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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what I want to know is where they find these pirctures??

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They call it the I....N....T....E....R....N....E.....T...., now available on computers too !! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Killerrabbit wrote:
what I want to know is where they find these pirctures??

Ni


They call it the I....N....T....E....R....N....E.....T...., now available on computers too !! Rolling Eyes



But maybe, KR, you can get the INTERNET in the paperback edition.

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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what I want to know is where they find these pirctures??

Ni


Sir Fart has been doing a great job of digging up pictures from this Internet thingie people keep talking about, far outpacing my own efforts!
Very Happy ***applauds*** Very Happy

My homegrown animations are the klugy results of three different programs:

1) IRFANView - mostly a digital photo editing program, it also has the capacity to decompose an animated .GIF into individual frames. I use this of overall picture editing, resizing, rotations, and other special effects. Grat program. Free download! I highly recommend it.

2) Microsoft Paint - What? Yes, if you run Windows you have this already. I use this for the rather tedious "pixel editting" stage. There are numerous other programs which will do the same job. The key features are the ability to do pixel editting, and to read and save GIF and bitmap formats.

3) Microsoft GIF Animator - A very simple program that works quite nicely. Use it to assemble the completed .GIF frames into an animation and tweek the animation properties (speed, looping, etc.). Free download (You may be noticing a trend here Wink ).

3.5) GIF compression software - nice to use on your finished animation to make it smaller. Numerous free downloads available, but most are demos with limited uses.


Basic procedure:
Select a backgroud image and save it in bitmap format. (IRFANview)
Edit the image as needed to create a frame. Repeat until you have all your frames. (IRFANview and Paint).
Convert the final frames back into GIF format (IRFANview).
Assemble the animation (MS GIF Animator)
Upload the animation (somewhere) and post it here along with the appropriate taunting of Sir Fart! Smile

These images the Sir Fart has been digging up are much higher quality than I can do, and are almost certainly made with better software (like PaintShop Pro/Animation Shop) than my cheapskate efforts.
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.......... and I quote from the above message ..."the appropriate taunting of Sir Fart"

Oh, I see, so these programs were created for the sole purpose of taunting me !!!! Is THAT what you're suggesting, Sir Rodent ?

......... Sir Fart rolls up the sleeve off his shirt and prepares to deliver a Popeye uppercut to the offensive rodent and......

Oh, Oh, Oh. I can't finish this post, cuz I have to go Confused !

No, you don't understand, I have to GO ! NOW Surprised ! Sweet Jumpin' Jebus, my eyeballs are floating here Shocked !!

But I'll be back to finish my rodentia rant, admittedly a little less "pissed off" but I'll return . Cuz I'm hopping mad Mad ! And well, also just plain hopping Rolling Eyes !!!


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

O'Farty will be back in a wee while

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blank post Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady DC wrote:

LOONIE is a Canadian dollar. And yes the plural form of loonie can be spelled loonies. However, I do not think at any time that I wish to call any of you all (pronounced ya'll here in Georgia) a Canadian dollar. Razz Laughing
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Personally, I spell looney M-O-R-O-N and loonies as M-O-R-O-N-S


"Loonie" is indeed the name of the dollar coin here. But it's the two dollar coin that we call "moron."

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
.......... and I quote from the above message ..."the appropriate taunting of Sir Fart"

Oh, I see, so these programs were created for the sole purpose of taunting me !!!! Is THAT what you're suggesting, Sir Rodent ?


Oh No! You've got it all wrong Embarassed ... It's not just THESE programs that were created for the taunting of Sir Fart, it's THE WHOLE DARN INTERNET!!! Twisted Evil


Oh, and here is a little something to help Sir Fart concentrate! Wink


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Snrub wrote:
"Loonie" is indeed the name of the dollar coin here. But it's the two dollar coin that we call "moron."


Very informative! Smile You may be interested to know that we have previously discussed the natural history of Canadian coinage, and there has been one deep philosophical question to which there has never been a truly adequate answer. Perhaps you can help us to end this conundrum ... you see ... we just can't figure out HOW you get these things into your pockets!!! Shocked



(sorry the picture is a bit dark, but it really is a loonie**)

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** No, not a LOONEY this time, but a real actual LOONIE! Razz
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Mr. Snrub wrote:
"Loonie" is indeed the name of the dollar coin here. But it's the two dollar coin that we call "moron."


Very informative! Smile You may be interested to know that we have previously discussed the natural history of Canadian coinage, and there has been one deep philosophical question to which there has never been a truly adequate answer. Perhaps you can help us to end this conundrum ... you see ... we just can't figure out HOW you get these things into your pockets!!! Shocked



(sorry the picture is a bit dark, but it really is a loonie**)

ni! i!u





** No, not a LOONEY this time, but a real actual LOONIE! Razz


It is indeed a coin , HOWEVER , it is Known (KWSN)) as a Loomey (Without the m - natch)
So it is a LOONEY tm aka Amp'ster eliud'thinks

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Perhaps you can help us to end this conundrum ... you see ... we just can't figure out HOW you get these things into your pockets!!! Shocked

The dollars aren't even the real problem. It's the fiddling small change that becomes annoying:
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Mr. Snrub wrote:
Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Perhaps you can help us to end this conundrum ... you see ... we just can't figure out HOW you get these things into your pockets!!! Shocked

The dollars aren't even the real problem. It's the fiddling small change that becomes annoying:


Small change ?
Now I gotta count me pockets before GGB ??

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GGB?
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GGB?



"Gotta Go Bed"

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2003 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GGB?



"Gotta Go Bed"

Regfdsfds grizz


like in P before GGB Rolling Eyes

PGGB gets a completely different meaning here. Very Happy Very Happy

I'll stay with HoC

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure how I missed this thread until BM (Brother Maynard) turned it into Pizza and posted it here (does it then become BM again? Sort of BM -> Pizza -> BM? Hmmm... That is a crappy way to think about it. What am I a comodian?).

BUT it is spelled Lou Knees! It's my name and I should know! Now get it right!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lou Knees wrote:
I'm not sure how I missed this thread until BM (Brother Maynard) turned it into Pizza and posted it here (does it then become BM again? Sort of BM -> Pizza -> BM? Hmmm... That is a crappy way to think about it. What am I a comodian?).

BUT it is spelled Lou Knees! It's my name and I should know! Now get it right!

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As long as it's not Pink as Lady DC might Say Rolling Eyes Mr lou Mi's

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