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PhastPhred
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the Elysian Fields which |
needs mowing, or maybe |
a Brazilian wax job |
using Carnauba, applied liberally
with a 6 inch |
three quarter horsepower vibrating |
goodness nicknamed 'Stallion'  , complete |
with oscillating memory foam |
of latex, lubricated generously |
with KY brand edible |
bungee cords and a
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JumpinJohnny
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: |
| sir spuddly buddly wrote: |
the Elysian Fields which |
needs mowing, or maybe |
a Brazilian wax job |
using Carnauba, applied liberally
with a 6 inch |
three quarter horsepower vibrating |
goodness nicknamed 'Stallion' , complete |
with oscillating memory foam |
of latex, lubricated generously |
with KY brand edible |
bungee cords and a |
reverse three way harness |
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PhastPhred
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| JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: |
| sir spuddly buddly wrote: |
the Elysian Fields which |
needs mowing, or maybe |
a Brazilian wax job |
using Carnauba, applied liberally
with a 6 inch |
three quarter horsepower vibrating |
goodness nicknamed 'Stallion' , complete |
with oscillating memory foam |
of latex, lubricated generously |
with KY brand edible |
bungee cords and a |
reverse three way harness |
made of burlap, adjustable
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sir spuddly buddly
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with only one finger
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PhastPhred
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| sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking
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JumpinJohnny
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:29 am Post subject: |
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PhastPhred
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| JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
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his sleeping pills sometimes
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LanDroid
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
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PhastPhred
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him
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JumpinJohnny
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
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PhastPhred
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Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
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sir spuddly buddly
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include a feinting goat,
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a monster can be excused for his behaviour . . . The problem is not how a monster could do it, but how a human being did it.
Scaring 11 year olds since 2005
"There is only one path to Ni!-dom - through the shubbery"
Click every day at http://naturarvet.se/en/ to save a forest! |
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LanDroid
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
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PhastPhred
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Joined: 22 Mar 2006
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Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of
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JumpinJohnny
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| Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:56 am Post subject: |
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of |
fermented llama milk from |
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PhastPhred
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Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 6017
Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of |
fermented llama milk from |
Shade Tree Llama Dairy
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LanDroid
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| Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of |
fermented llama milk from |
Shade Tree Llama Dairy |
proud sponsors of the |
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PhastPhred
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Posts: 6017
Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:56 am Post subject: |
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| LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of |
fermented llama milk from |
Shade Tree Llama Dairy |
proud sponsors of the |
Third International Cow-Tapult Olympics
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sir spuddly buddly
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| Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:32 am Post subject: |
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an event held to
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a monster can be excused for his behaviour . . . The problem is not how a monster could do it, but how a human being did it.
Scaring 11 year olds since 2005
"There is only one path to Ni!-dom - through the shubbery"
Click every day at http://naturarvet.se/en/ to save a forest! |
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PhastPhred
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Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | LanDroid wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | JumpinJohnny wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | | sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | with only one finger |
alongside his nose, winking |
and nodding profusely because |
his sleeping pills sometimes |
activate at the worst |
possible time, leaving him |
intimating Feinting Goat Syndrome |
for which the treatments
include a feinting goat, |
smelling salts gas mask, |
and three quarts of |
fermented llama milk from |
Shade Tree Llama Dairy |
proud sponsors of the |
Third International Cow-Tapult Olympics |
an event held to |
discredit ze Frenchies and
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