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Sir Dark Side of the Moon
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's when they had come to realize their first mistake: Michelle was actually in a Ford Torino station wagon listening to Princes "Little Red Corvette" and they had been following the wrong vehicle all this time.

The party seemed to be out of reach.....
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing



Phew! All quiet on the western front. Those silly boys turned off about 5 kms back and I haven't seen them since. I'm so glad the girls relocated to a new girls room while the boys weren't looking. They'll never find us now.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or so Michelle thought....
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHoE, Al dente, ImCrazy and Sir Brian look around and wonder where everyone has gone. "Let's go look inthe Ladies room" says SHoE. "Agreed" shout the others and off they go....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno what this topics about, i didn`t really read much, or anything ;o)

Sooo what to tell what to tell - oh - i`m taking a part time job watching kids at the kindergarten. So i`m taking a step towards equality between the genders? That was what this topics about, yes? no?

Anyway, i`m going to make sure we have a fresh stock of knights when we grow old and frail #ni-1 #ni-1
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
Phew! All quiet on the western front. Those silly boys turned off about 5 kms back and I haven't seen them since. I'm so glad the girls relocated to a new girls room while the boys weren't looking. They'll never find us now.


Little did Michelle realize that the secret location of the new girls room had already been discovered by Darth Patsy and his crack team of Kindergarten Kommandos. DP and his elite team are even now setting up an ambush that will take the ladies completely by surprise! Will the ladies fall prey to this terrible trap? Will they be smothered in a fiendish avalanche of milk and cookies? Will the plan be spoiled by the fortuitous intervention of the incontrovertible "nap time"? Find out, after this word from our sponsor ...

ni! i!u
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little did the boys realise that the secret location was not where they thought. Maybe they could try looking a little closer to home.


BWAHAHAHAHA!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle chuckled, yet inwardly she wanted the boys to find the secret location. She had been alone for years now. Even SHoE had stopped watching Commercials about Colo-Perk Coffee Enema.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the boyz are on a wild goose chase, the girlz ran out in the creek buck-nekkid and was laughing so loud...........uuhh what was that noise?????
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noise? Probably just some small furry animals counting their nuts.

Yikes, the water is cold here in our secret location!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<dramatic announcer voice>MEANWHILE!!!!</dramatic announcer voice>

The boys were stomping around the ladies room trying to find...anything..as the ladies had hidden everything, even the beverages!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa ... Slow down ... I'm still recovering from that last cup.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unbeknownst to the pretty ladies in the creek, Sir_Dagger was wearily approaching the said creek after a many year long search for the holy grail.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dagger wrote:
Unbeknownst to the pretty ladies in the creek, Sir_Dagger was wearily approaching the said creek after a many year long search for the holy grail.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're such a font of knowledge, Phred. Laughing
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