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Michelle
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Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour?  Notice that humour is spelt properly. 
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PhastPhred
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:01 am Post subject: Re: Hmm... |
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| Michelle wrote: | | Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Notice that humour is spelt properly. |
I believe you are in error, Lady M!
| Quote: | http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/humer
French
Etymology - Of onomatopoeic origin.
Verb, humer
(transitive) to smell
Latin
Verb, humer
first-person singular present passive subjunctive of humō |
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Killerrabbit
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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I believe he is out terrorizing Mexician restaurants. I might try to find him or I might want to live.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Living is preferable...
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: Hmm... |
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| Michelle wrote: | | Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Notice that humour is spelt properly. |
Nothing a PM shouldn't fix!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:36 pm Post subject: Re: Hmm... |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | | Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Notice that humour is spelt properly. |
Nothing a PM shouldn't fix! |
Might I presume you are on it?
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| Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Presume nothing send as many PMs as possible.
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:50 am Post subject: Re: Hmm... |
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| Michelle wrote: | | Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Notice that humour is spelt properly. |
That's how you remember me ?
Disgusting ?
Irreverant ?
That's ALL  ?
On my best day I was MUCH worse than that  . I could be vile even whilst sleeping, half-asleep I could be positively revolting, and fully awake I could knock a priest off an altar boy !!!
Please do my memory proud - when you think of me, think of the most distasteful, foul, loathsome and repellent image you can fathom, multiply it times ten, and you have ..... ME  .......by half  .
I shall endeavor to make myself more of a fixture around these parts, I miss you guys  .
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:07 am Post subject: |
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Sir Farty!! 
BOY, have we missed you here in da Fortress!
(Hey, someone! Reload and AIM BETTER!!)
Now where was I? O yes!
I spotted you on that old Rerun of Britains Got Talent,
aired back in 2009. Your Fart-De-Plume was Mr. Methane, huh?
Enjoy, fellow Campers, but Gas Masks are IMPERATIVE!
 http://youtu.be/XpQQpIOCp_A
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| PhastPhred wrote: | I spotted you on that old Rerun of Britains Got Talent,
aired back in 2009. Your Fart-De-Plume was Mr. Methane, huh?
Enjoy, fellow Campers, but Gas Masks are IMPERATIVE!
http://youtu.be/XpQQpIOCp_A
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As above, must I suffer MORE INSULTS  ?
Comparing Mr. Methane to me is like comparing a firecracker to a hydrogen bomb. I blew the walls out of my bassinette when I was just a wee one  . I wasn't born, my womb flatulence cause me to be shot out of my mum like a cannon . My birth could have been made into the Guns of Navarone, Part Deux .
One would think my absence would make thee grant me a semblance of respect, but nooooooooooo, all's I get are remarks that seek minimize the revulsion of my personality and and insult my flatuosity !
I am atop the throne once again (well, what's left of it), bask in my odiferousness or feel the wrath of my ass !
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:35 am Post subject: |
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Double post....it seems my posting skills have eroded .
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Michelle
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:32 am Post subject: Re: Hmm... |
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| mohrorless wrote: | ...
Might I presume you are on it? |
You may.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | PhastPhred wrote: | I spotted you on that old Rerun of Britains Got Talent,
aired back in 2009. Your Fart-De-Plume was Mr. Methane, huh?
Enjoy, fellow Campers, but Gas Masks are IMPERATIVE!
http://youtu.be/XpQQpIOCp_A
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As above, must I suffer MORE insults ?
Comparing Mr. Methane to me is like comparing a firecracker to a hydrogen bomb. I blew the walls out of my bassinette when I was just a wee one . I wasn't born, my womb flatulence cause me to be shot out of my mum like a cannon . My birth could have been made into the Guns of Navarone, Part Deux .
One would think by my absence that thee would grant me a semblance of respect, but nooooooooooo, all's I get are remarks that seek minimize the revulsion of my personality and insult my flatuosity !
I am atop the throne once again (well, what's left of it), bask in my odiferousness or feel the wrath of my ass ! |
Just so everybody knows, I had nothing to do with this.
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Killerrabbit
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Still on the run Brain?
Sir Fart unless you bought a new throne are records show the old one was destroyed at the Christmas party in 2002.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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I'm almost sorry I missed that party.
Welcome back Farty!
My nose has almost recovered from the last time you were around. Good thing I really haven't gotten my sense of smell back... 
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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BAAAA!
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Michelle wrote: | | The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06! |
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the 10th straight year mind you) was a whisper in a hurricane for me .
I think this abode should be the setting for the next "challenge". There's something about it that makes me want to perch atop it and blow the walls out about 200 kilometers to every side , leaving the grounds un-inhabitable for a century or so .
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | | The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06! |
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the 10th straight year mind you) was a whisper in a hurricane for me .
I think this abode should be the setting for the next "challenge". There's something about it that makes me want to perch atop it and blow the walls out about 200 kilometers to every side , leaving the grounds un-inhabitable for a century or so .
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Only a century? Are you feeling ok?
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Obviously he will not be eating any five special bean burritos for the challenge. I have yet to regain my smell and I have no desire with you around.
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