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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject: A quote for the day |
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There is no greater gift to an insecure leader that quite matches a vague enemy who can be used to whip up fear and hatred among the population.
-Paul Rusesabagina, humanitarian (b. 1954) |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | There is no greater gift to an insecure leader that quite matches a vague enemy who can be used to whip up fear and hatred among the population.
-Paul Rusesabagina, humanitarian (b. 1954) |
Thought provoking........... and now, for something completely different  .
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future." --Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton, after being asked why of 1/5th of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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From 'thought provoking' to "Canadian; EH ??"
| Quote: | | "I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." ~ Jean Chretien - Prime Minister of Canada when discussing what type of proof Canadians wanted from the US before assisting in a war with Iraq. This is considered one of Chretien's most memorable quotes. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| KWSN Sir CADCAM wrote: | From 'thought provoking' to "Canadian; EH ??"
| Quote: | | "I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." ~ Jean Chrestien - Prime Minister of Canada when discussing what type of proof Canadians wanted from the US before assisting in a war with Iraq. This is considered one of Chretien's most memorable quotes. |
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Holy crap, sounds like your PM is as dumb as our president  .
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | There is no greater gift to an insecure leader that quite matches a vague enemy who can be used to whip up fear and hatred among the population.
-Paul Rusesabagina, humanitarian (b. 1954) |
Thought provoking........... and now, for something completely different .
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future." --Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton, after being asked why of 1/5th of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map.
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At least she is something to look at:
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Youth and Beauty are fleeting...when they have gone all you have left is Intelligence and Content of Character.
Well, at least we know where she stands on the former..... 
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | "To announce that there must be no criticism of the
President, or that we are to stand by the President
right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile,
but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- Theodore Roosevelt |
I didn't really intend two political quotes in a row, so here is an alternate so that no one thinks this is too serious:
| Quote: | "Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter."
- Dave Barry US columnist, humorist and Pulitzer Prize Laureate |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| mohrorless wrote: | At least she is something to look at:
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Um...Can they arrest you in the States for what you're thinking...If so, fly me out there and lock me up !!!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| Grawlfang wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | At least she is something to look at:
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Um...Can they arrest you in the States for what you're thinking...If so, fly me out there and lock me up !!!
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No they can not....
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:48 am Post subject: |
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Special today, Four for the price of one!!!! 
| Quote: | We are usually convinced more easily by reasons we have found ourselves than by those which have occurred to others.
Few men speak humbly of humility, chastely of chastity, skeptically of skepticism.
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-Blaise Pascal, philosopher and mathematician (1623-1662) |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:50 am Post subject: |
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| Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910) wrote: | It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| Lee Iacocca, automobile executive (1924- ) wrote: |
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less,
because passing civilization along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honor and the highest responsibility anyone could have. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Lee Iacocca, automobile executive (1924- ) wrote: |
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less,
because passing civilization along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honor and the highest responsibility anyone could have. |
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You call this civilization?
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| mohrorless wrote: | | Grawlfang wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | At least she is something to look at:
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Um...Can they arrest you in the States for what you're thinking...If so, fly me out there and lock me up !!!
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No they can not.... |
Hurray!!! kleenex on standby 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Grawlfang wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Grawlfang wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | At least she is something to look at:
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Um...Can they arrest you in the States for what you're thinking...If so, fly me out there and lock me up !!!
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No they can not.... |
Hurray!!! kleenex on standby
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That does it!!! From now on I will only post quotes that relate to bikini-clad adolescents!  
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It could be a short thread 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | War doesn't decide who is right, but who is left. |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | That does it!!! From now on I will only post quotes that relate to bikini-clad adolescents!
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It could be a short thread
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To start:
| Quote: | | He he he, she's HOT! |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:16 am Post subject: |
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From an admirer of young ladies (and lots of other things):
| Richard Feynman (1918-1988) wrote: | | To those who do not know mathematics it is difficult to get across a real feeling as to the beauty, the deepest beauty of nature. If you want to learn about nature, to appreciate nature, it is necessary to understand the language that she speaks in. |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:28 am Post subject: |
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Benjamin Franklin
| Quote: | | The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: |
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| Benjamin Franklin wrote: | | Beer is God's way of showing he loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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