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| Please Select Your Liver Donor Status |
| 1) I wish to donate my liver immediately |
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| 2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y" |
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| 3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver |
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| 4) There is no option #4 |
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| 5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below) |
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Sir Darkside of Moon
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Joined: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 23
Location: "Between the inner edge of Outer Space...and the outer edge of Inner Space"
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I'd give my right arm for an oppertunity to give you my Liv....
Err....
Oh Bloody Hell..... |
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Grawlfang
Prince
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 1256
Location: The Land of our lord JC, silly walks and all
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Greetings New Knights!
In order to help combat the recent rash of SPAMMERs, we have taken the drastic measure of automatically submitting names of all new members to the International Registry of Organ Liver Donors (http://www.irold.org/). To opt out of this compulsory donation program, please select the appropriate option below. Otherwise, you may see these fine IROLD representatives showing up at your door looking to collect a vital organ that you aren't done using yet. 
Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly! 
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Ohhhh...am I too late... That's not a real woman, it looks from the back like Terry Jones in drag (how rare is that)...And it's the wrong film (as far too many post are I'm afraid, I don't know, these amateurs, "killings too good for them" (see, even I've started it now)) [...blah..blah... I've been here 5 years and they only hung me the right way up last week]
n!i (and "nice one centurian")...
f4ng
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woodco2001
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Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 13
Location: USA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:27 am Post subject: |
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If they pay by the pound my liver must be worth a fortune 
| Quote: | | Wine is fine but liqueur is quicker |
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Ironheart
Prince
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 588
Location: remotely accessed
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:57 am Post subject: |
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My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.
Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)
| Quote: | | My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
Posts: 5117
Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:48 am Post subject: |
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| Ironheart wrote: | My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.
Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)
| Quote: | | My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver. |
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Ouch! Good pun, mine Palin comparison.
ni! i!u |
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ghosttrain
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Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 26
Location: Bristol UK
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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DONATE!!!! DONATE!!!!! Egad and forsooth sorry but I'm feeling a little liverish  |
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Sir Ice
Baron
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 120
Location: Southern England
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry, you can't have my liver. I can donate a fiver for your charity if you like, but no way ho-say are you having my liver.
Stop begging a get a job.
And try and have a wash once in a while. 
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archer440
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Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 1
Location: Gilman IL.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: doner status |
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New member so thought better get too the doner status strait away. So will get this liver out in the mourning mail. It's just flesh wound. Looks a little like a stuffed penguin though. So hello to all. I'm off to find a proper shruberie.
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Michelle
Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10232
Location: At my desk
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Ironheart
Prince
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 588
Location: remotely accessed
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:55 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Ironheart wrote: | My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.
Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)
| Quote: | | My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver. |
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Ouch! Good pun, mine Palin comparison.
ni! i!u |
Anyone who thinks this thread is dead must already be 'on the path' ...
this thread is liver than the square roots of the sum of its punsters ...
which, of course, might be anything but the number four ...
oh dear, my location was changed ... nope just my Depends
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Bullocks2
Duke
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 329
Location: Bedlam
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:22 am Post subject: |
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I can donate Monday to Thursday but need my liver back each weekend and all public holidays. Any other bady parts required?
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cozycat
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Joined: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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you are more than welcome to have it once I don't need it any longer.  |
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BigFatRoach
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Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 37
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belenus
Prince
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 1244
Location: Pale blue dot (Aviles, Asturies, Spain, Europe, Eurasia, North of Africa, South of Arctic....)
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry my liver has left with someone else's pancreas. If any you happens to meet him whereever he is, please send it back home. I'm preparing gallons of beer to drink and give him a lesson.
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ohiomike
Prince
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 858
Location: Sometimes
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: Liver- what liver |
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Bad liver- must be punished.
One more drink please! |
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Michelle
Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10232
Location: At my desk
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Sir William the Verbose
Knight
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 33
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Liver, it's what's for dinner!
What posseses a man to consume the organ of an animal that is responsible for filtering all of the toxins out of said animals blood stream? That strikes me as the pinnacle of foolhardy behavior!
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belenus
Prince
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 1244
Location: Pale blue dot (Aviles, Asturies, Spain, Europe, Eurasia, North of Africa, South of Arctic....)
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, but no liver for me. I think I'll have another beer... or five.
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