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Eaving
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I dearly love the Arabic portion of smack my bitch up. A bit of a shame that the bulk of the song isn't what you'd call work legal, its great for showing off a stereo 
Oh and 500th post
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: |
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* Rear door opens, an arm sneaks in and snatches a icy beer from the cooler before retreating back outside and closing the door*
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Cohiba
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Cohiba - Darlin', you're too far away and too young anyway. 
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Young is a state of mind... Besides your not that much older than me unlike my step sister and her husband..
My step sisters 38 and recently married a 27year old..
course for me anything over 40miles away is to far for me. Been there done that with long distance relationships.. they don't work to well. Longest long distance relatioship lasted 8 months and was a 6 hour drive if i wanted to see her. Most recentl long distance relationship last year was a 2 hour drive at posted speed limits.. 1 hour on my motorocycle..
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Michelle
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:48 am Post subject: |
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I guess I have a bit of a thing about age differences. Probably because of my father and his child-bride. 
Anyway, getting past that crap... All the best and congrats to your step-sister and her hubby.
I think long distance relationships would be pretty hard to maintain. I know it works for some people, but I think the majority just fizzle out after a while. Internet relationships get me. *shakes head* How the heck can that work?  Yes, I know it can work out sometimes but it's got me stumped. I know a nice couple here who met on the internet. The woman is from near Dagger's area in Canada. The man paid for her to come out here for a holiday so they could meet, and then she went back to Canada to pack her bags properly and came back. It was probably easier for her, because her kids are all grown up but still it's a huge risk. A lot of people have come to grief doing that sort of stuff. 
| Eaving wrote: | I dearly love the Arabic portion of smack my bitch up. A bit of a shame that the bulk of the song isn't what you'd call work legal, its great for showing off a stereo Smile
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I love it. It's probably not a very suitable song, and I still can't work out whether it's referring to drugs or beating up the girlfriend/wife, but the music is brilliant. Prodigy might look pretty strange but they're very talented.
Congrats on your 500th!
Saw you again, John.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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*After sneaking his 6th icy beer from Michelle's little club, John gets an idea..."I know I'll start my own club for those of us that have been shunned by Michelle's group!.....After I get another beer. And that's just what he did
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mohrorless
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Michelle comes back from her raid and starts passing around shot glasses to everyone there. She pours the purloined "scotch" in the glasses and declares "Down the hatch" Everyone does their shot and starts chocking right away. "CREAM SODA"!!!!!! The music stops, the lights come back on and they turn to Michelle looking for an explanation. Michelle, quite redfaced tries to stammer out anything to save her skin.
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SassyWench
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: |
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The single Wench has arived lets party
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Sassy, you are my sista in arms, we both love the same man.  |
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A Shrubbery
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| alpha_fruit wrote: | | Sassy, you are my sista in arms, we both love the same man. |
But how far will you drive in a diaper for him?
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Ironheart
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Somebody went and Knighted me while I wasn't looking ... guess that qualifies me as a fully blown Snob now ... better go claim a plot on the Frappr ....
but first, could someone please pass the holy handkerchief .... I've got Cream Soda coming out of my nose ...
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Michelle
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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John, that was a rotten trick. 
Nearly everyone has deserted and gone over to the dark side!
Maybe I can entice them back with this....
And this...
And this...
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Sir Biran realises there's a very slight resemblance... puts his sunglasses back on and takes his jumper on to reveal..
.... his nomex underwear...
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| Michelle wrote: | | John, that was a rotten trick. |
Not a trick Michelle, just one of the many ways that those of us that used to be part of the unattached singles group keep one step ahead of those that are still in the group.
We know ALL the tricks and then a few more.
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A/C
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: |
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Gee, I feel somewhat that I'm to blame for this controversy. Michelle did say that I gave her an idea for a new thread.  |
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Michelle
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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Yay! That's three of us girls now and a couple of fellas.
Michelle opens another bottle of bubbly.
You know what's really funny? John thinks he outwitted me by reversing the ventilation and sending the sneezing powder back up. How can I be in two places at the same time?
It wasn't me...it was my clone.
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Michelle
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| A/C wrote: | | Gee, I feel somewhat that I'm to blame for this controversy. Michelle did say that I gave her an idea for a new thread. |
Yes, I will blame you.
Just kidding. It's just a bit of fun.
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A/C
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| Michelle wrote: | | A/C wrote: | | Gee, I feel somewhat that I'm to blame for this controversy. Michelle did say that I gave her an idea for a new thread. |
Yes, I will blame you.
Just kidding. It's just a bit of fun.
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Whew, that's a relief. In that case I'll just sit back and have my morning coffee fix.  It's a bit early for alchohol. |
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Ironheart
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Never too early for alcohol ... try some Bailey's in that coffee ...
oh wait, that's exactly how I started down the path to the
incomprehensible demoralization of alcoholism ...
Right ... try the Bailey's in your chai ... NO, NO,,, damn this disease ...
Nurse another round of meds ... please!
 Maybe I am unattached and should remain that way for a reason ...
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