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rotciv KOTHRT Prince
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: Bloke builds Dalek to exterminate students |
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Bloke builds Dalek to exterminate students
Does not like them very much
By Nick Farrell: Thursday 07 December 2006, 07:06
A DR WHO fan who does not like students much has built a Dalek to scare the pants off of them.
Andrew Simpson, 22, was so miffed at rowdy drunken students walking down his street that he took eight months of his life and £1,000 to make a working Dalek.
The Dalek appears over the hedge and says, ‘I don't like students. You will be exter- min-ated!'.
Simpson claims that his tactics have worked and the street is quieter. Later he plans to upgrade the Dalek to squirt water and fire smoke.
Now the neighbours are complaining about the fact it has a plague of noisy megalomaniac robots, hell bent on galactic domination. There is no pleasing some people.
_________________ Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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What's a Dalek? _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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KWSN Sir CADCAM hoser
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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It is one of Doctor Who's many nemesis.
_________________ KWSN Sir CADCAM of the Wooden Rabbit
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Reminds me of something.........Ahhh yes:
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:37 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | mohrorless wrote: | What's a Dalek? |
What??!!
Go and sit in the naughty corner, young man. |
Umm NO!!!!!! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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A Shrubbery Prince
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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THWAKKK!! _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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OW!!!!!
Note: Not the "W" word! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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bpowe KWSN ArchBishop
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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Not only does he NOT know who the Doctor is...
His avatar looks strangely familiar! _________________ You can't leave footprints in the Sands of Time while sitting on your butt and who wants to leave Buttprints in the Sands of Time? |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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bpowe wrote: | Not only does he NOT know who the Doctor is...
His avatar looks strangely familiar! |
Are you thinking of the AWOL Sir Latch of the same avatar?
Sir John is definitely not Sir Latch in disguise. _________________ My brain hurts.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Who is this Sir LAtch you mention?
If I am to be disguised, I only get my disguises from Professor Balls. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like my kind of guy..... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:30 am Post subject: |
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OF course he likes boys!! He goes to pumpkin farms on a school bus, for goodness sake! I couldn't stand it, nasty noisy belligerent things, little boys.... _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | You like boys? |
THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think so.
jbyram2 wrote: | OF course he likes boys!! He goes to pumpkin farms on a school bus, for goodness sake! I couldn't stand it, nasty noisy belligerent things, little boys.... |
THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, now. I was volunteering for MY DAUGHTER'S school trip. Boys are buddies, girls are the target. Besides you should see the teacher's at this school. I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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Did you say THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? You'll have to do better than that, my dear. I have the patented Jamco (tm) THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! protection shield with me at all times.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:21 am Post subject: |
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A THWACK doesn't have to make contact to get the message across.... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:30 am Post subject: |
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Waaaah!
That's how it's done.
Sir mohroron wrote: | I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age. |
You did, silly. They looked really, really old! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | Sir mohroron wrote: | I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age. |
You did, silly. They looked really, really old! |
Umm, no they didn't. I did my grammer school year in Catholic school where the teachers were actually old (nearing retirement age) or old nuns.
If they weren't old I would possibly have gotten better grades! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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