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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Al Dente wrote: | Talk about wanting a head start!
I think I might (respectfully) decline that particular invitation. |
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ Creationists believe they never evolved; I agree with them.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Took the dentures out again? _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 am Post subject: |
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Wolf wrote: | All the better to nip at your heels, my dear. |
BTW, I finally got you in Einstein. Phew. _________________ Creationists believe they never evolved; I agree with them.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Al Dente wrote: | BTW, I finally got you in Einstein. Phew. |
About time, considering I went back to my normal mode of shrubbing (much slower than for the contest) and I have over 450 in pending credit. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, I agree it was about time, some of those shrubs were hanging about for nigh on a week (and I've still got 400 in the bag, waiting to be planted).
What, you increased your output during the contest! Well, knock me down with a feather. I thought such shenanigans were beyond the honourable Company of kNi!ghts! And there was me thinking it was a fair contest.
But you're lucky the contest was over a week or so ago; my 4600x2 has just arrived back (broken heatsink clip), so if you'll excuse me, I'll bid you a fond farewell and let you choke in my dust as I zoom off into the sunset.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ok, it's back. I'll race you to 50,000,000.99!  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:20 am Post subject: |
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You're on.
I estimate this particular race should finish on Oct. 16th, 2641. I don't suppose you know of any reliable body-freezing companies? _________________ Creationists believe they never evolved; I agree with them.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:49 am Post subject: |
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Al Dente wrote: | I estimate this particular race should finish on Oct. 16th, 2641. I don't suppose you know of any reliable body-freezing companies? |
2641, I was thinking it might take us until Y3K!
As for the freezer:
http://www.frigidaire.com/products/freezers/chest_freezers/large/prod_GLFC2528F.asp
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http://www.cryo.com/ _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Close, but just a couple of points: I could do with something big enough to take my head and legs, not just my chest. And I don't think I'm going to need any food baskets during my hibernation.
I think we've hi-jacked Sir Fart's Rosetta thread; should we give it back now?
Actually, there's another race I think you might win:
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In a (probably) vain attempt to boost my RAC a bit, I've started a new ultra-competitive thread. Might be right up your street. _________________ Creationists believe they never evolved; I agree with them.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:44 am Post subject: |
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The food baskets are for anything you might want to take with you - like pets.
Al Dente wrote: | I think we've hi-jacked Sir Fart's Rosetta thread; should we give it back now? |
The heck with Farty pants. He wimped out in the battle with the ladies, he doesn't get any of his threads back until he shows up to defend what's left of his honor.
Al Dente wrote: | Actually, there's another race I think you might win:
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It's a distinct possibility.
Al Dente wrote: | In a (probably) vain attempt to boost my RAC a bit, I've started a new ultra-competitive thread. Might be right up your street. |
I will check it out. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Al Dente wrote: | You're on.
I estimate this particular race should finish on Oct. 16th, 2641. I don't suppose you know of any reliable body-freezing companies? |
Al dente,
you've forgotten to take Moore's law into account......
when we all start running these things we'll all be producing 10000's of shrubs a day on each pc......
http://www.intel.com/technology/techresearch/terascale/index.htm _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We almost got him into the freezer!!!! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Al Dente Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 3228 Location: Leodis, the jewel at the end of the yellow brick road (or M1)
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Sir John: Not so fast there, laddie. I was about to step in, when I realised my feet wouldn't fit. So you can put that hammer & nails away for a little while yet.
Sir Brian: Surely by then, all machines will be quantum computers, i.e. no matter what data you feed in, the answer comes out as "42". (And Moore's law would give a typical machine RAC of 17,179,869,184,000!)
I suppose an alternative scenario might be quantum machines popping into and out of existence as Microsoft "Scroedinger 2500" (delivered only 138 years late) continues to be plagued with minor "critical errors". _________________ Creationists believe they never evolved; I agree with them.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Al Dente wrote: | Sir John: Not so fast there, laddie. I was about to step in, when I realised my feet wouldn't fit. So you can put that hammer & nails away for a little while yet. |
Do you really expect us to believe that your "feet" are that big? _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 43 Location: In the valley of the Jolly Ho ! Ho ! Ho !
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | Do you really expect us to believe that your "feet" are that big? |
I have small feet because things don't grow well in the shade if you know what I mean and I think that you do . _________________ It's so big it hangs below my.....Ni !
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy


Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: |
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Aaaaargh !
We finally made the front page of the Rosetta world ranking but it appears we're going to lose it to the Univ. of Wisconsin, them cheeseheaded, beer-swilling bastards . Longer term we'll get it back but we need a brief spurt to overtake the AMD Abusers to stay on the front page where we rightly and Knightly belong. So, if you can, throw some ( if only temporary) BOINC resources towards Rosetta .
http://boinc.bakerlab.org/rosetta/top_teams.php?sort_by=total_credit _________________
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The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:21 am Post subject: |
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With Einstein being down, more of my recourses are automatically diverted to Rosetta. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion


Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Shouldn't those people from Wisconsin be more worried about eating cheese than Rosetta.
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Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 1350 Location: German Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:12 am Post subject: |
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Gave my boxes some nips of the magic PGGB stuff ..... now let's see if that'll help something. _________________ Housekeeper of Camelot
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