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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject: Free Viagra spices up small Brazilian town Reply with quote

Free Viagra spices up small Brazilian town
Since ‘Happy Penis’ program led men to stray, pills are now given to wives
BRASILIA, Brazil - The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

“Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town’s legislature and has been dubbed “Happy Penis,” or “Pinto Alegre” in Portuguese.

But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said.

“Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side,” he said.

To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Free Viagra spices up small Brazilian town Reply with quote

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