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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: UCLA Face Study Reply with quote

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of tape? I want to look my best... Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any particular brand of spear recommended Confused ?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahh... that explains it........
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kid of fire? Electrical? Gas(oline)?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.


You can add "or while in labour" (labor for those in the U.S. Laughing ) to that. Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
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However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.


You can add "or while in labour" (labor for those in the U.S. Laughing ) to that. Confused


Well of course they are in labor, that's why we keep them in the kitchen!!! Wink

Now if you will pardon me, I must run for my life, as there is a crowd of women outside my door armed with spears, duct-tape, gasoline, and matches. Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now if you will pardon me, I must run for my life, as there is a crowd of women outside my door armed with spears, duct-tape, gasoline, and matches. Shocked Laughing


As sHoE barricaded himself in the closet (again), there was a rattle at the window. Now what he said, can't ya'll just get a life and leave me alone? Knowing full well, if we did that, he would be very lonesome in his lonely little, very small, tiny, teeny tiny closet.

The girls were wondering when he was going to come out of that closet and tell us that he just realized he's ghey.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sHoE isn't coming out of the closet until after Tom Cruise does.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sHoE isn't coming out of the closet until after Tom Cruise does.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

alpha_fruit wrote:
As sHoE barricaded himself in the closet (again), there was a rattle at the window. Now what he said, can't ya'll just get a life and leave me alone? Knowing full well, if we did that, he would be very lonesome in his lonely little, very small, tiny, teeny tiny closet.

The girls were wondering when he was going to come out of that closet and tell us that he just realized he's ghey.
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What is this, The Boys Room? Ok, if that's how you want to play it ...

Thinking furiously how to escape his desperate situation, SHoE mugs Tom Cruise, switches clothes with him, and opens the closet door just long enough to shove the still-groggy actor out into the crowd of righteously indignant females.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who threw his azz back in with sHoE. Laughing loudly, the girls ran down the hall to alert the media. Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz
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