KWSN Orbiting Fortress

Saturday the 23 of June

From the DC News:
"Arthur's consciousness approached his body as from a great
distance, and reluctantly. It had had some bad times in
there. Slowly, nervously, it ...

Friday the 22 of June

From the DC News:
Family life of the Royal Creche is difficult for many people to understand,
but I shall try to give you a capsule view of it. My father had only one real ...

Thursday the 21 of June

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #141:

disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are ...

Wednesday the 20 of June

From the DC News:
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who a ...

Saturday the 16 of June

From the DC News:
"OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million
for good thinking, yeah? "

Those that are first in each project will be Blue.. ...

Wednesday the 13 of June

From the DC News:
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Those that ar ...

Friday the 08 of June

From the DC News:
Darth Vader:
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on the atta ...

Thursday the 07 of June

From the DC News:
I remember friends from wars all but we forgot.
All of them distilled into each wound we caught.
Those wounds are all the painful places where we ...

Wednesday the 06 of June

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #251:

Processes running slowly due to weak power supply

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on th ...

Saturday the 02 of June

From the DC News:
I think what a joy it is to be alive, and I wonder if I'll ever leap inward
to the root of this flesh and know myself as once I was. The root is there. ...

Friday the 01 of June

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #116:

the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on the at ...

Thursday the 31 of May

From the DC News:
"Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz smiled very slowly. This was done
not so much for effect as because he was trying to remember
the sequence of muscle move ...

Wednesday the 30 of May

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #109:

The electricity substation in the car park blew up.

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on t ...

Saturday the 26 of May

From the DC News:
When I set out to lead humanity along my Golden Path I promised a lesson their
bones would remember. I know a profound pattern humans deny with words e ...

Friday the 25 of May

From the DC News:
Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a hi ...

Thursday the 24 of May

From the DC News:
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Those that are first in e ...

Wednesday the 23 of May

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #447:

According to Microsoft, it's by design

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on the attack wil ...

Saturday the 19 of May

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #282:

High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 day ...

Friday the 18 of May

From the DC News:
BOFH Excuse #275:

Bit rot

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on the attack will be in Red
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Thursday the 17 of May

From the DC News:
Princess Leia:
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Those that are first in each project will be Blue... and Knights who are on the attack w ...