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.......... and the big green guy with the large gherkin (you know who you are Razz

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I developed a medical condition that caused my Willy to turn large and green Shocked

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Hey, what a ...

My doolie is so big, no one's ever used more than 13% of it! Shocked

I'm lucky if I can get more than 5 % used Very Happy

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Haven't gotten a big one for some time as well.

Perhaps I can be of some assistance Cool

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This really should not be this hard #ni-1

If I only had a nickle everytime I've heard that one. Ho Ho Ho Cool

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Take if from Jolly, banana's are fine, but what the ladies really like are cucumbers Laughing

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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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I wrap my Willy with a 30 gallon garbage bag Cool

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Do you really expect us to believe that your "feet" are that big?

I have small feet because things don't grow well in the shade if you know what I mean and I think that you do Cool

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I like to wear my Dickie during the winter

Me too Cool

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Sometimes I forget my scarf, so to keep the cold wind off my neck I wrap my dicky around it Wink

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Nice dinghy.

Thanks, glad you like it Cool

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So what you are saying is that, if given a nicely sharpened pencil, our very own Jolly Green Genome Giant could run for President?!? Shocked

I hope you know what you may have started here. I think the Gree ...

Or the size of your Willy Cool

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Yes well some of us are "better endowed" than others of us.
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Of course I was talking about computers and CPUs here...

I wasn't Shocked

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HO ! HO ! HO !

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That old man ain't kidding ! When I started Folding my winkie was just a sprout http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif !

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