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  Topic: The last one to post wins
Fart in your gen direxion

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PostForum: Gorge of Eternal Peril   Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:28 pm   Subject: The last one to post wins
I'm in first and the last place you want to be is behind me Twisted Evil .

#ni-1
  Topic: SquarePants
Fart in your gen direxion

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Views: 8131

PostForum: The Bragging Yard   Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:56 pm   Subject: SquarePants
What would Sir SpongeBob SquarePants, normally a sea dweller, now be a resident of Nepal Shocked ?

Me thinks there is something nefarious afoot Confused . I think it's possible the yellow porous one is de ...
  Topic: I'm back
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 9
Views: 9963

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:41 pm   Subject: I'm back
A blast from the past..!!1 I myself returned November 7th after a slight absence from these hallowed halls.

I bow to thee..

#ni-1

I would return the bow but bending at the hip can cause spo ...
  Topic: World's Largest Fart-In !
Fart in your gen direxion

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Views: 4618

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:39 pm   Subject: World's Largest Fart-In !
I was there. The Secret Service said my ass was a weapon of (m)ass destruction and forbade my entrance Sad .
  Topic: I'm back
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 9
Views: 9963

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:31 pm   Subject: I'm back


I'm contributing all of my gaseous prodction to Rosetta in search of the protein-thingy that will result in large boobies Shocked .

I shall immediately withdraw my production of shrubbery ...
  Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 22
Views: 26892

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:08 pm   Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to
http://southideas.net/2016/01/scientists-say-smelling-farts-prevents-cancer/
Shocked

It's true, but on the flip side if you strike a match near me I'll turn you into a human candle #ni-2
  Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 22
Views: 26892

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:59 pm   Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to
Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit.

Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZBf5X4ewh7k/TS9T1_2qKDI/AAAAAAAABaE/XjhKJuNIfkQ/s1600/fa ...
  Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 22
Views: 26892

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:29 am   Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to
I've got the wholesale market sewed up with my direct-connection from my ass to a nearby natural gas pipeline. Pipeline is limited to 1500 PSI, so I have to hold back on the pressure Shocked .

That sa ...
  Topic: Merry X-Mas from BOINC@Poland!
Fart in your gen direxion

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Views: 5384

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:36 pm   Subject: Merry X-Mas from BOINC@Poland!
Dreadful #Mad ?

Boinc THIS, ya dumb pollock Twisted Evil .
  Topic: World Record Twin Primes
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 30
Views: 11471

PostForum: The Bragging Yard   Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:34 pm   Subject: World Record Twin Primes
This got me so excited I, errr, "trumpeted" in pleasure. Knocked a water tower down 50 kilometers away, drowned 7 people Confused .
  Topic: Hmm...
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 26
Views: 12419

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:00 pm   Subject: Hmm...
The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06!

You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the ...
  Topic: 50 K in BOINC
Fart in your gen direxion

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Views: 5281

PostForum: The Bragging Yard   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:22 pm   Subject: Re: 50 K in BOINC
Ni!!!! I finally reached 50,000 credits in BOINC thanks to a quick boost from PG and a chip in from NRG yesterday. Now for the second half of my journey to 100,000

Tend your shrubs well, and beware ...
  Topic: Hmm...
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 26
Views: 12419

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:11 pm   Subject: Hmm...
The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06!

You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the ...
  Topic: Hmm...
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 26
Views: 12419

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:35 am   Subject: Hmm...
Double post....it seems my posting skills have eroded Embarassed .
  Topic: Hmm...
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 26
Views: 12419

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:33 am   Subject: Hmm...
I spotted you on that old Rerun of Britains Got Talent,
aired back in 2009. Your Fart-De-Plume was Mr. Methane, huh?
Enjoy, fellow Campers, but Gas Masks are IMPERATIVE!
Shocked http://youtu.be/XpQQ ...
  Topic: Hmm...
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 26
Views: 12419

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:50 am   Subject: Re: Hmm...
Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Sad Notice that humour is spelt properly. Wink

That's how you r ...
  Topic: 1K in CAS
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 6
Views: 5205

PostForum: The Bragging Yard   Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:29 pm   Subject: 1K in CAS
That's great, WABBIT. Just what we need, your siggy to get longer Rolling Eyes .
  Topic: Clean up on Aisle 1
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 30
Views: 14005

PostForum: KWSN Round Table   Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:07 pm   Subject: Clean up on Aisle 1
I suppose unleashing Sir Farty on them is out of the question?

I think it's against the Geneva Convention.

Indeed, my great uncle, Sir Fartimus Maximus was used as a chemical weapon back in WWII ...
  Topic: Gibson's Gas-Emitting Gizmo
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 6
Views: 9530

PostForum: Science News and Discussion   Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:59 pm   Subject: Gibson's Gas-Emitting Gizmo


Speaking of gizmos and Sir Farts posterior activities brings back the memories Shocked

Good memories, indeed. We must've burned-out 3 or 4 motors on that thing Embarassed .

http://www.frontiernet.n ...
  Topic: Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning
Fart in your gen direxion

Replies: 12
Views: 11111

PostForum: Science News and Discussion   Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:13 pm   Subject: Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning
A proof for beached whales washing into shore once Sir Fart rescued himself:

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/naked_beached_whale.jpg

That's my fiance' you're talking about Mad .

She landed on ...
 
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