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 Topic: The last one to post wins |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 2213 Views: 2492036 |
 Forum: Gorge of Eternal Peril Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:28 pm Subject: The last one to post wins |
I'm in first and the last place you want to be is behind me  .
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| Topic: SquarePants |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 7 Views: 30942 |
Forum: The Bragging Yard Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:56 pm Subject: SquarePants |
What would Sir SpongeBob SquarePants, normally a sea dweller, now be a resident of Nepal  ?
Me thinks there is something nefarious afoot  . I think it's possible the yellow porous one is de ... |
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| Topic: I'm back |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 9 Views: 32846 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:41 pm Subject: I'm back |
| A blast from the past..!!1 I myself returned November 7th after a slight absence from these hallowed halls.
I bow to thee..
I would return the bow but bending at the hip can cause spo ... |
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| Topic: World's Largest Fart-In ! |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 1 Views: 15658 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:39 pm Subject: World's Largest Fart-In ! |
I was there. The Secret Service said my ass was a weapon of (m)ass destruction and forbade my entrance  . |
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| Topic: I'm back |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 9 Views: 32846 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:31 pm Subject: I'm back |
I'm contributing all of my gaseous prodction to Rosetta in search of the protein-thingy that will result in large boobies .
I shall immediately withdraw my production of shrubbery ... |
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| Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 22 Views: 68702 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:08 pm Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to |
| http://southideas.net/2016/01/scientists-say-smelling-farts-prevents-cancer/
It's true, but on the flip side if you strike a match near me I'll turn you into a human candle  |
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| Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 22 Views: 68702 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:59 pm Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to |
| Our lawyers recommend we dilute it a wee bit.
Yes, I bet they do. No one has forgotten what happened last time! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZBf5X4ewh7k/TS9T1_2qKDI/AAAAAAAABaE/XjhKJuNIfkQ/s1600/fa ... |
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| Topic: What Sir Fart has been up to |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 22 Views: 68702 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:29 am Subject: What Sir Fart has been up to |
| I've got the wholesale market sewed up with my direct-connection from my ass to a nearby natural gas pipeline. Pipeline is limited to 1500 PSI, so I have to hold back on the pressure .
That sa ... |
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| Topic: Merry X-Mas from BOINC@Poland! |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 8 Views: 9388 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:36 pm Subject: Merry X-Mas from BOINC@Poland! |
Dreadful  ?
Boinc THIS, ya dumb pollock . |
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| Topic: World Record Twin Primes |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 30 Views: 19285 |
Forum: The Bragging Yard Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:34 pm Subject: World Record Twin Primes |
| This got me so excited I, errr, "trumpeted" in pleasure. Knocked a water tower down 50 kilometers away, drowned 7 people . |
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| Topic: Hmm... |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 26 Views: 22436 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:00 pm Subject: Hmm... |
| The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06!
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the ... |
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| Topic: 50 K in BOINC |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 12 Views: 9307 |
Forum: The Bragging Yard Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:22 pm Subject: Re: 50 K in BOINC |
| Ni!!!! I finally reached 50,000 credits in BOINC thanks to a quick boost from PG and a chip in from NRG yesterday. Now for the second half of my journey to 100,000
Tend your shrubs well, and beware ... |
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| Topic: Hmm... |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 26 Views: 22436 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:11 pm Subject: Hmm... |
| The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06!
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the ... |
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| Topic: Hmm... |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 26 Views: 22436 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:35 am Subject: Hmm... |
Double post....it seems my posting skills have eroded  . |
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| Topic: Hmm... |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 26 Views: 22436 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:33 am Subject: Hmm... |
| I spotted you on that old Rerun of Britains Got Talent,
aired back in 2009. Your Fart-De-Plume was Mr. Methane, huh? Enjoy, fellow Campers, but Gas Masks are IMPERATIVE! http://youtu.be/XpQQ ... |
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| Topic: Hmm... |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 26 Views: 22436 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:50 am Subject: Re: Hmm... |
Okay, so it has been over a year since Sir Farty posted. Does anyone else miss his disgusting and irreverant sense of humour? Notice that humour is spelt properly. 
That's how you r ... |
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| Topic: 1K in CAS |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 6 Views: 7410 |
Forum: The Bragging Yard Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:29 pm Subject: 1K in CAS |
That's great, WABBIT. Just what we need, your siggy to get longer  . |
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| Topic: Clean up on Aisle 1 |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 30 Views: 25787 |
Forum: KWSN Round Table Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:07 pm Subject: Clean up on Aisle 1 |
| I suppose unleashing Sir Farty on them is out of the question?
I think it's against the Geneva Convention. Indeed, my great uncle, Sir Fartimus Maximus was used as a chemical weapon back in WWII ... |
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| Topic: Gibson's Gas-Emitting Gizmo |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 6 Views: 24883 |
Forum: Science News and Discussion Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:59 pm Subject: Gibson's Gas-Emitting Gizmo |
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Speaking of gizmos and Sir Farts posterior activities brings back the memories
Good memories, indeed. We must've burned-out 3 or 4 motors on that thing .
http://www.frontiernet.n ... |
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| Topic: Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning |
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| Fart in your gen direxion Replies: 12 Views: 15544 |
Forum: Science News and Discussion Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:13 pm Subject: Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning |
| A proof for beached whales washing into shore once Sir Fart rescued himself:
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/naked_beached_whale.jpg That's my fiance' you're talking about  .
She landed on ... |
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